Sino-Hawaiian Marinated SPAM and Rice

Urghhh... This isn't good. I thought it would be good because it's Japanese but it really isn't. :marseycringe: The saddest part is that my dad or deceased grandfather would eat an entire plate. :marseymindblown: :nikocadoavocadodance:

I'm gonna say it. :shyyt: SPAM is fricking putrid. :marseypuke: It tastes like a combination of Salt, Arse :marseybuttface: and Rubber. This must be what they serve in heck. :postalsmiley:

Not even imagining Fallout music in my head could salvage it. :marseyvaultgenocide: I dare all Fallout larpers to try one bite of this crap :marseysoldierrussia:

My resolution for lent was to give up "Being a b-word" :marseydukenukem: so I ate a reasonable portion but darn. I'm never doing this again. Way to jump in at the deep end of that commitment though. :marseyslipperyslope2:

Special FRICK YOU to that darn Jap camping video that convinced me that this was a good idea. :killherkillher: :marseychingchongmutt:

Also happy Valentines :marseyelliotrodger2: :foreveralone:

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How white :marseysouthernbelle5: are you :marseymayo: just put some soy sauce and sriracha on it :marseylickinglips:

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That's the thing though. I DID.

I marinated it in soy :soyjakwow: sauce* and oyster sauce and it still sucked pee pee :marseychingchongitsover:

*Which I really fricking like BTW. Ever since Worcester sauce got watered down it's taken it's place. :soyjakyell:

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Maybe you just have to grow up on weiners :marseyshrug: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17079626446243806.webp

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Never had anything against frankfurters. I actually like em; even if they're a bit unhealthy. :marseylickinglips:

Actually... Now you've convinced me to try making Currywurst. You motherlover! :marseysunflower:

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Add curry to pork cutlet breading next time you make them

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I can't eat these cos the size and shape remind me of my pp

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A guy at work is inexplicably poor and he always cooks dollar store Viennas in the microwave making the entire building unlivable for at least an hour.

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