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EMERGENCY need to know the best non-DQ soft serve you can get at a chain

!goyslopenjoyers !fat !fatsmellyuglyr-slurs please :marseybegging:

i went to mcdonalds and they offer one cone size and it's 330 calories and honestly it's not even that tasty. if i want to eat bad goyslop i at least want there to be more of it so at least some sort of hedonism can be fulfilled

sams club chads please rate the brownie soft serve treat /10

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i recommend sonic

:shadowskate: :marseyicecreamcone: :marseyracist:

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You can get an American size there too

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:#marseysonic:

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Ur worst take on the whole site smfh

I'm taking u to McDonald's for a tiny cone and then we're going to the DQ on MacArthur that someone is always overdosing at and eating good/people watching/scoring crack

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:marseyicecreamcone: :marseyjunkie: :marseydead:

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Burger King, not at every location though.

Sam's Club soft serve is great, but it has 6x the amount of sugar as a BK cone.

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sams club restaurant is so good but the calorie information is so upsetting lol. 950 calories in a pizza pretzel :marseydead: they're surprisingly substantial but jfc

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They put way too much sugar in all their bread products...

:!#marseysad:

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:marseylickinglips:

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They offer :marseychocolatemilk: a large :marseykilldozertroll: cone you just didn't ask

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I asked :marseysad: how could mcdonalds do this to me :marseyicecream:

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BRUHH :#marseypoggers:

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Shit. Now I want a DQ banana split

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Costco

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:marseyhesright:

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Chick Fil A :marseyagree:

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Omg I didn't even know. What can't they do :marseyadmire:

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They can't not respect the sanctity of marriage

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Burgers

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get a Frosty from Wendys :marseylickinglips:

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Frick the soft-serve and go for the milkshake king

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Nothing beats homemade

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Do you do it with a dedicated machine or a stand mixer? I have a KitchenAid back home that I could get a bowl for. Don't have shit here tho :marseyyawn:

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soft serve blows. go to culvers and get some frozen custard

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Im not gay. Dont fricking call me gay ever again. I'm honestly one of the least gay people youll ever meet. I frick mad bitches. If you were a girl Id have already fricked the shit out of you but unfortunately your a GUY whose tight bussy will remain unstretched by my fat meaty 9 in

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