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Marsey's always invited to the cookout
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Me in the panama hat
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An American classic
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Thank you. It's low-carb ketchup too.
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Lol why? Ketchup has barely any carbs in it in the first place and ur eating potato chips
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I'd be more concerned with the macaroni salad.
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Looks good tho i love a good hot dog
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Neighbor do you know how much sugar is in ketchup?
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not very much
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It's literally 20% sugar by weight
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there is probably like 5-600 calories in a whole bottle of ketchup. the little amount you put on your hotdog is like 20 calories worth lol it don't make a difference
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If you're worried about carbs ditch the sides and the bun and have 1.5 or 2 extra hot dogs
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Yeah and then keep yourself safe because your life is joyless
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I'd much rather have a second hot dog than chips and macaroni salad
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t. has never had a pineapple sausage
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS EVEN AN OPTION
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next time you're at the store go look at the hot dog section and there's a bunch of interesting sausages
chicken & apple, pineapple, artichoke & garlic, spinach & feta, and more!
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the sides AND the bun tho? a hot dog without a bun is like a peepee without a kitty to frick
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The bun is about as many calories as the hot dog and a bunless dog is like 95% as good. I'd much rather have a second or third with no bun but different toppings on each
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Ur dead wrong. A bunless dog? Where are the toppings contained? I ate a bunless dog when I was an extremely picky eater as a kid. A hot dog requires a bun... would you eat a burger without the bun? There is a reason these things buns and meats are paired together its perfection
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Use a fork and put the toppings on your plate
I do this often
True enlightenment is realizing that the bun is a crutch, only distracting from high quality meat. There are truly exceptional buns that do add to the meal, but they are few and far between
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It would have been 10 if you used Carry ketchup
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5/10. Loose the ketchup.
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Absolutely heretical
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rdrama, run by frozen who is in chicago, is a MUSTARD on HAWT DAWGS website so you best be walking away real slow like, partner
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Sometimes I put kimchi on my dogs B-WORD
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Whiteoids put saurkraut whats the big deal
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ooo i haven't tried that
sometimes i put pickled jalapenos
back when i worked in a kitchen the mexican ladies would wrap hot dogs in bacon and deep fry them
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Ketchup is food-make-better sauce.
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Tomato ketchup is absolutely vile, it doesn't belong on anything.
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more like food-make-WORSE sauce lmao bottom text
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Is that a chicago thing? I do both unless it's a cheese dog, then just cheese and mustard (and chili if it's good but I'm very picky with chili and would rather skip it than endure mediocre, so I usually skip it)
Current hyperfixation:
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yeah it's a chicago thing, purists are insane here. there's a hot dog joint (more of a comedy one) that will throw ketchup packets at you if you ask for ketchup lol
shitposting aside i've always put both mustard and ketchup on my dogs and it's gooooood
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Wrong
Edit sexyfartneighbor downloaded me :(
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You deserve downvotes.
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i like my weenies a little more charred but would otherwise DESTROY that plate at a barbecue
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Needs watermelon as dessert
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I'd skip the mac salad and chips, and go for a 2nd dog.
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Anyone who doesn't like hotdogs is too up in their own butt. ❤️
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As a midwestcel (can also substitute the hotdog for a brat) this is basically our summer cultural cuisine so I approve.
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I don't understand how you can make macaroni salad grey
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Time and effort.
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Overboiled noodles and noodles
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Have you ever heard of a vegetable you fat fricking slob?
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The chips are potatoes you fricking virgin.
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Today monsieur will be having les potato gratins fried in oil
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Bro I'm not sure if you're trolling me but that's straight up r-slurred. I have enough years under my belt through trial and error to understand that hotdogs are NOT better with cheese. Most of the time- less is better. Especially with hot dogs.
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yeah based on the rest of this disaster you probably used a whole slice of american
cheese 
and then wondered why it tasted like garbage 
go buy some pepper jack cheese and don't put too much on it. tear up like half a slice and use that.
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Yeah nah
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Is that even cheese? Why are you trying to flex with something that barely qualifies as cheese?
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I was under the assumption we were talking about sliced cheese. Chili and cheese is a different story. My apologies. I grew up in poverty so I had to improvise.
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Cheese is incredible on a chili dog.
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good cheat meal tbh
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HEY THIS IS BARDFINS MEAL
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was Snappy which was 0 days 20 hours 57 minutes and 44 seconds
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Just one hot dog?
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Don't worry, it's just the first plate
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I'd have s*x with you.
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Thank you. They are mesquite bbq chips. Kettle cooked if you were curious. Lays.
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Did you grill your hot dog bun?
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Of course. I'm not r-slurred. Considering you are a mod with a checkmark- can you ban some of the haters in this thread? It's truly disheartening.
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I have a checkmark and mod as well. Who do you want banned? Send me 1k dc and I will do it.
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Good at a cook out
Bad alone
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Why are you eating off a paper plate in your own house?
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This is something a white
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Yummy? Yes.
Are you going to KEEP YOURSELF SAFE by 40? Also yes.
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!slots100 on your chances of life
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Not looking good for him !slots100
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Some would
say it's joever
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Some would, use a better fricking line and be funny
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Very few tho
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!slots100 what are the chances people will say you need to be funny
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Your fortune: Allah Smiles At You This Day
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