/r/Destiny: I sympathize with "White people can't cook"

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how do white people get away with it and people of color don't? like what happens when people of color frick up a dish not of their own culture?

Just the other day I was at a Holiday Inn Express enjoying my complimentary breakfast with other patrons of the residences. A young black man sat down and apprehensively looked around. Eventually he went over to the wonderful spread of food the Holiday Inn Express staff had laid out for us. Timidly, he pawed about trying to find something to eat, finally settled on a box of cornflakes with a bowl and a small container of milk. He walked over to the head chef and stammered, "Excuse me sir, do you have some hot sauce?" The chef raised his eye brow and pointed him towards a box of ketchup packets. "Thank you sir," graciously said the young man."

He then sat down at his table, open his corn flakes container into his bowl and added the milk. He then squirted four ketchup packets into his bowl of cornflakes! The whole room was aghast. He then mixed it with his finger and began to lap it out of the bowl with his long tongue. The concierge walked over and curtly said, "Sir! Can I get you something?!? Do you need assistance?" The black boy scaredly said, "No sir" while his mouth was full of cornflakes and ketchup l. "A SPOON perhaps?" snapped the concierge. "A what...?" squeaked the blackie. The room was dead silent, tense. Suddenly the chef roared with amusement, "This dumb monkey BIPOC doesn't know how to eat cornflakes or what a spoon is!" Laughter filled the room. The young black man's eyes teared up. "This fricking r-slur BIPOC managed to frick up a bowl of cornflakes! Holy shit, imagine that, imagine what a stupid rowdy BIPOC would frick up his cornflakes and not know how to use a spoon!" People were letting loose with their chortles. A young fat boy pulled his phone out and started filming the situation, screaming about how this dumb BIPOC was going on Worldstar HipHop or something. The black man, crying and making the saddest noises ran to his room as the diners continued in their cacophony. Eventually the noise died down, the concierge cleaned what remained of the cornflake mess, and the black young man was quietly escorted out of the building by the police.

I couldn't help but wonder why white people could not be so gracious with others sampling their cuisine. I have seen a Puerto Rican cashier at a Chinese restaurant prevent a man from using his chopsticks to "sound". I have seen a white woman smear peanut butter all over her groin and call it "falafel" as her dog licked it up. I have watched a burger restaurant release a Mexican themed series of items that were its normal fair simply with yellow corn sprinkled on top. All without a hint of shame, all without any dismissal or gatekeeping from the actual cultural trustees that would know a thing or two about the food. I wonder if the world would be better with LESS mayo.

People will manifest the most unlikely shit and be like "lol so quirky crazy how magic isn't real lol"

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