just buy a grill lmao neighbor just smoke your own meats
Top Poster of the Day:
911roofer
Current Registered Users: 28,684
BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS
SITE GUIDE
HOLES
PING GROUPS
/h/food SETTINGS /h/food LOG /h/food MODS /h/food EXILEES /h/food FOLLOWERS /h/food BLOCKERS
Current software version: 28ea582
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Restaurants are for atmosphere/meeting with people, I'd rather eat my oven ribs than anything I've had at a restaurant (or cookout, my oven ribs are really good).
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
How do you meet people at restaurants? Do you just like go up to a table
of people and pull up a chair? "Hey whatup. Oh no it's fine I brought my own food (pull a clutch 
of spaghetti out of my pocket)."
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Meeting people for pre-scheduled work events or dates, not meeting strangers at the restaurant. Although I've done your thing at bars with great success, I find a group of friends and declare I'm hanging out with them. People actually like it, I think it makes them feel adventurous.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jeez doing that is my worst nightmare. You need to be entertaining to even try.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Not this one. At Franklin's delivery drivers stand in line for hours until he runs out of brisket.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Surely not. You could buy a quarter cow for 200$ around here
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Wonder bread slop aside, half loaf? Who's buying half a loaf of bread
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I still haven't had good BBQ
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Where the frick you live you
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Right lmao good BBQ isn't THAT hard to come by
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
thats how we know you never ate Franklins brisket
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Imagine paying that lmao
They didn't put cheese and bacon on the potatoes and the bread is right out of the bag. Not even toasted 😂
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
My dad got a smoker shortly before i moved out and he put me on the nightshift for basting and stuff. He got a bit obsessed and we were eating smoked everything basically every night
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context