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Requiem for a chicken wing

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I have dreaded the coming of this day and it is with a heavy heart I write this post.

The simple truth is I love sev wings. Especially the regular ones. They are always either too hot or too cold. The skin tastes burnt and salty, the meat is grey and greasy and I would be lying if I said I did not taste hints of fish. Despite this, the wings and I are bound by red string of fate. It is the highlight of my day when the punjabi cashier hands me a little sev branded box.

But it was never meant to be. You see, a wise neighbor once told me: to find the best sev wings one must find the most ghetto sev. And it was true. The polished suburban sevs where the workers had never even had a gun pointed at them had the worst hot cases; some had no wings at all.

But things are out of balance now. Those ghetto sevs have been picked clean and gutted by the very culture they supported. Parasitised. The decree's been passed, the edict handed down: no more.

And so I pour one out for all the sevs they're closing, left alone and wingless on this cursed earth :marseylibations:

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@carpathianflorist you gotta turn this guy onto the buffalo chicken rollers


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He has all my messages filter to CARP CARP CARP CARP CARP because Aevann showed him how

It is hopeless

He also inexplicably likes the 711 wings so it's doubly hopeless


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oh yeah, I forgot about that :marseyxd:. That happened in my post, and I woke up to see 90 new messages. I was really glad my post inspired so much discussion only to find some css wizardry.


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It took me a second :marseygunnut: to understand what "sev" meant. :marseyspecial:

The Philippines has a lot of great :marseyclapping: extremely cheap :marseydiscount: fried :marseykfc: chicken, you can get a breast for under :marseyhandsup: $1/piece and there :marseycheerup: are stalls on every street. Interestingly, the 7/11s have steamed buns filled with adobo, pork etc as well as hot dogs but do not serve :marseywithcake: chicken.

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If there's one thing America needs it's more widespread access to adobo.

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I wanna go to Philippines sev :wow:

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$1 is more than the average philippinoid makes in year

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And Filipino-Americans earn almost 50% more than the average :marseycracka: :marseymayo: so bow before :marseyskellington: your :marseytunaktunak: and :marseyflagphillipines: overlords. !Pinoypride

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Then i'm sure a country full of such a prosperous and successful people must be doing well! Oh wait hahaha

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Wings :marseyarchangelchop: give me explosive :marseytnt: diarrhea :marseyconstipation: tbh

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:marseyakshually: Why don't you make them yourself it's probably easier and healthier or something


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The whole appeal is that they're gross

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What am I reading? Why the frick was a convenience store ever selling wings?

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Because :marseyindignant:

One of my fav memories is coming out of a rave trippin balls and watching the snow fall at 3am on my way to sev for a pumpkin spice latte

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>be me

>tripping balls after concert on some fresh picked coonass shrooms

>engineer friend says we need 47 beer to finish the night

>think he is dead serious

>only one with a fake id so I go into circle k

>spent a century doing the math

>buy 2 18 packs, 6 back and 9 25oz beer

>woke up with all of them opened and none of them drunk

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woke up with all of them opened and none of them drunk

:marseyxd:

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Been there before :marseycocaine:

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At least you have warm flat beer to sip while considering suicide from molly comedown

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how many peepees did you suck on the way?

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Like 8 or 9 to completion at least

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RIP to the 10

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Every Sev Matters

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Sevy food is underated

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7-11 is a dying brand in the states

Jewish lives matter

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7-11 is the better gas station around here. Good coffee

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The exclusive blend from the grody shared pitcher :marseyyes:

They're switching to these automated ones where it grinds and brews your coffee to order and it's just not the same

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They're switching to these automated ones where it grinds and brews your coffee to order and it's just not the same

I love those machine. So much better than the coffee that sits out all day

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The coffee is better but I still prefer the gross pot coffee

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It's the end of an era

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:#marseyame:

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