It was easily the worst dining experience I have ever had in my entire life. I cannot believe that poor people really eat this slop. How can people stand to visit this establishment multiple times per year?
The only thing worse than the food were the people. I am stretching the definition of the word "people" to the utmost limit here, almost all of the customers were wh*te (and with the most bizarre body shapes I have ever seen). To make matters worse, there was a constant stream of Uber Eats sexy Indian dudes stinking up the place.
0/10, never visiting again
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Downmarsey this man! McGriddles and Big Macs are matters of national pride and when politicians talk about REAL AMERICA they're talking about !goyslopenjoyers.
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I once ate a 2 month old mcgridle i found in the fridge. Was as good as new.
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I remember reading/seeing that you could leave a mcdouble (maybe it was a quarter pounder) out, not even in the fridge, for 30 days and it wouldn't rot or go bad. This was years ago but I doubt anything's changed.
*first link on google brings up an Icelander buying a burger and fries in 2009 and they didnt go bad for six fricking years
idk if I believe that though
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You can but it depends on your environment
and how the burger 
was cooked. Dry meat in a dry environment 
will never 
go bad because bacteria won't grow on it.
People figured this a long time ago and started drying meat to preserve it, but somehow forgot about it after the refrigerator was invented.
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They legitimately just harden into some kind of plastic when you leave them out
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This is the most you thing you've ever written.
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no wonder you're a pizzashill
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I'm pretty sure the bible says eating McD is a sin multiple times
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Wrong.
The filet-o-fish was unveiled SPECIFICALLY in order for !Catholics to eat their 
during the Lenten season.
How Jesus Helped Invent McDonald's Filet-O-Fish !goyslopenjoyers crossover lore.
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I've never had the filet o fish are they even good
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When i was a kid I'd have to debate between either getting a filet o fish or a toy. Haven't had one in like 2 decades tho
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Using the McRib as an example is cheating. Of course everyone loves the McRib, that goes without saying. But you can't pretend that's typical McDonald's food.
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It was the only gif that came up searching "Mcdonalds Jesus" in the box.
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