Doner Kebab Burger! :marseysaturn: Do they have AbraKebabra in :marseyflagus: ?

AverageBen10Enjoyer ben/10 :marseyben10:

2mo ago #7053738 Edited 2mo ago

I know it's filthy but I'm impartial to a classic British takeaway donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauce:

Or a donner pizza if I really want to feel like shit the next day. The greasier the better:

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Hecking_Valid BI/POC :lgbt:

Gay Pride Worldwide :lgbt:

AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7054364

Tastes amazing in the act but you feel like complete shit the second you finish it. Post-slop clarity? !goyslopenjoyers

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seal_cel an/cat :marseywholesome:

Hecking_Valid 2mo ago #7055984

I feel like this is what defines goyslop

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seal_cel 2mo ago #7057370 spent 75 currency on pings

!commenters my dinner last night (split two ways). Spicy pizza (pepperoni, onions and chilis), donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces, jalapeño poppers.

This was accompanied by a can of diet Irn Bru.

I feel like I've been gargling sand all night.

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MayflyAlt-98 Your/Grace Self-taught hypebeast AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7058137

!besties The best goyslop is an Irish Spice Bag. Chips and fried chicken with onions, chillis and peppers tossed in spices and salt/pepper. Makes me feel disgusting the day after but it's :marseylickinglips:

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Hecking_Valid 2mo ago #7054558

I feel like shit after one bite, sleep terribly (salt coma) and then wake up feeling like shit. Love it.

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Gay Pride Worldwide :lgbt:

AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7054574

:coomer: :!to: you but with shit food

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peepeehands aut/ism good morning AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7053747

:#arousedpizzashill:

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

2mo ago #7053728

Doner kebabs are :horny:

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AverageBen10Enjoyer ben/10 :marseyben10:

X 2mo ago #7053735

I did a paella making session yesterday in Valencia and the guy running it was over from Singapore doing an internship. You should get a kebab internship.

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7053746

I'm too old for internships :marseywall:

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X 2mo ago #7053765

Kebab is a lifetime of learning

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MayflyAlt-98 Your/Grace Self-taught hypebeast AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7053783

I think you can grill kebab in a chimney starter if you clip a skewer inside it. You have to brine the meat over night for best results. I made a chicken kebab by stacking chicken thighs over the grill :marseyexcited:

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ghostlighter them/they :gaslighter:

X 2mo ago #7053741

Do you ever get any from Red Cross?

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

ghostlighter 2mo ago #7053745

:#marseyconfused2:

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Kutkop Mong/Tard It was the eggrolls not the ecstasy 2mo ago #7054492

or

:#arousedpizzashill:

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UraniumDonGER glowie/BND Put Carp in blender, she's an agender :marseysing:

2mo ago #7053787 spent 25 currency on pings

This looks r-slurred. It needs to be in a turkish pide bread :marseyraging:

!karaboga

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MayflyAlt-98 Your/Grace Self-taught hypebeast UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7053798

:marseyindignant: This is :marseyhibernian: fusion cuisine! The kebab meat a mix of crispy and tender :marseylickinglips:

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UraniumDonGER glowie/BND Put Carp in blender, she's an agender :marseysing:

MayflyAlt-98 2mo ago #7053816

The pide is quite big and is usually cut to four pieces for döner kebab. Imagine using the whole thing for an america sized burger food :marseywholesome:

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MayflyAlt-98 Your/Grace Self-taught hypebeast UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7053836

German Kebab uses far too much sauce thoughever. :marseyindignant: I always have to ask for extra pickled chillis.

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054427

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054433

i roll it in flatbread myself. imma throating

:marseycigar:

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Nightcrawler X/Man Those whom I love, I reprove and chasten; so be zealous and repent. Wolverine 2mo ago #7054449

You're a fricking Turkish zoomer furry, b-word? I assume you're diaspora, though, right, b-word? :marseyconfused2: What religious affiliation do your parents have, b-word?

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7054484

nah lived my whole life here

i just think fox girls are cute :marseylaying:

shia :marseyali:

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Nightcrawler X/Man Those whom I love, I reprove and chasten; so be zealous and repent. Wolverine 2mo ago #7054493

@UraniumDonGER apparently you like this lil zimzoom pray for him with me, please. :marseypraying:

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7054527

:#marseyinshallah:

!ummah pray for this lil zoomer to get some bread pls :marseybow:

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UraniumDonGER glowie/BND Put Carp in blender, she's an agender :marseysing:

Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7054513

I wish he would look up to Jesus as he looks up to Mohammed, but with more joy in his tiny fur heart :marseypraying:

@Kang-PrimeTimeline

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054547

lets do both, we wuz brothers :iknowthatfeelbro:

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UraniumDonGER glowie/BND Put Carp in blender, she's an agender :marseysing:

Wolverine 2mo ago #7054499

>Shia

:marseymath:

This explains so much

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054514

what is that supposed to mean big guy

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UraniumDonGER glowie/BND Put Carp in blender, she's an agender :marseysing:

Wolverine 2mo ago #7054539

Found 79 Coins!

The tism lineage :marseydramautist:

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054551

we wuz descended from Ali and shii

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UraniumDonGER glowie/BND Put Carp in blender, she's an agender :marseysing:

Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7054490

>B-word posting

Quite edgy today, Bible thrower boy :stoningbibles:

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Nightcrawler X/Man Those whom I love, I reprove and chasten; so be zealous and repent. UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054509

HOUSE EDGY!!! :marseyraging: I'll get my revenge.

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Wolverine We/Wuz I'm the Best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice UraniumDonGER 2mo ago #7054496

i think hes mad :marseysad:

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Robo7 zoz/zozle 2mo ago #7053966

That's a sandwich not a burger.

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AverageBen10Enjoyer ben/10 :marseyben10:

Robo7 2mo ago #7053974

It's a burger. Here is a sandwich for your reference

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Nightcrawler X/Man Those whom I love, I reprove and chasten; so be zealous and repent. AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7053989

That's a fricking burger too. :marseybong:

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Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7053995

I'd need to see it from another angle.

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Robo7 zoz/zozle AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7054004

No burger patty = not a burger.

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Robo7 2mo ago #7054051

What about chicken burgers then?

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Hecking_Valid BI/POC :lgbt:

Gay Pride Worldwide :lgbt:

AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7054378

That's a patty too though

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AverageBen10Enjoyer 2mo ago #7054597

One of the fascinating consequences of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis is that the American mind is basically incapable of understanding the concept of the British chicken sandwich.

One need only show this image to your nearest American and ask him to describe what he's seeing. Watch the piggish eyes bulge out of his head. Hear the asthmatic gasps of surprise as he struggles with—what is to him—a completely alien artefact.

"Is it a chicken salad?" He cries (note there is no "salad" of any kind inside the sandwich. The American mind, which so over-polices the usage of the word "burger", can not help but insert the word "salad" into every possible context. My suspicion is this characteristic Americanism allows continentals to shovel bucketfuls of ice cream into their mouths while claiming "I'm eating a salad". I suspect even a slice of unadorned cheese on a plate would be described as a "cheese salad" by the typical American, though I have yet to test this).

Soon realising that he is being confronted by something entirely beyond his ken, the American resorts to that so characteristic reaction of a moron encountering the unfamiliar: Not curiosity. But violent disgust.

"That's gross! That's gross! I would never put chicken between sliced bread. That's not a chicken sandwich! It's not. It's not! It's nothing like my McChickens!" Notice the petulant stomping of the American's trotter atop the floorboards as he—at last—is confronted the narrowness of his world view. Neurologically incapable of syncretising this new information, he rejects that such a sandwich may even exist. He cannot comprehend that there are people who eat and enjoy the humble chicken sandwich every day.

At last we see the inherent obesity of the American. Obesity built into the bones of his very "language". He defines all kinds of words for the fattening, the sloppy, the caloric, the restaurant heated, but reserves no words for a simple meal of bread and chicken made in one's own kitchen. He has over a thousand words to describe his beloved Big Macs, but is purely incapable of speaking of any meal below 800 calories. Moreover, robbed of that linguistic capacity, he cannot even conceive of it as a meal.