Slop review: Monster Nasty Beast Hard Tea

Yes this is a real product and that is the real name. I normally don't drink hard teas but I saw the box and it was only like $12 so I had to try it.

It tastes like every other hard tea I've had tbh. Though it's artificially sweetened so maybe it's lower calorie idk. I can't tell the three different flavors apart, they all taste the same to me.

Verdict: It will get you drunk

Monster also makes an alcoholic version of flavors more Monster-esque (like Mean Green and White Maze ). I'm gonna try those next.

!goyslopenjoyers