Slop review: Monster Nasty Beast Hard Tea

Yes this is a real product and that is the real name. I normally don't drink hard teas but I saw the box and it was only like $12 so I had to try it.

It tastes like every other hard tea I've had tbh. Though it's artificially sweetened so maybe it's lower calorie idk. I can't tell the three different flavors apart, they all taste the same to me.

Verdict: It will get you drunk

Monster also makes an alcoholic version of flavors more Monster-esque (like Mean Green and White Maze :marseybeanconfused2: ). I'm gonna try those next.

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i gotta ask, why does anyone bother trying anything alcoholic besides cheap beer and whiskey? the goal of alcohol is to get you drunk so just go with whatever is cheap and/or quick

i'm not much of a boozer unless my moods are out of control and then i drink jack like it's from the fountain of youth but this only strengthens my original point

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I like to start the night off drinking things I enjoy like good beer and liquor. Once I have a strong buzz I switch to the cheapest slop I can find to get me to the blackout point.

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Pretending to like alcoholic drinks is the ultimate cope. Neighbor pls, this stuff tastes horrible. The only way to make it actually taste good is with lots of citric acid, and if you do that you're just going to vomit it back up. I got more respect for fent addicts trying to quit than f-slurs who pretend they like craft beer, and I'm 100% serious about that.

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>Ameritards

>Shitty beers, weak taste

>Hurr durr hurr, not enough syrup

!eurochads :marseyhmmhips:

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GERM SPOTTED. DEPLOY MEME COMMENT.

The duality of the germ:


!germs

!historychads

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lmfao :marseyemojilaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17270963232020266.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128459714077768.webp :marseyilluminati#:

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Somehow it became part of !burgers culture.

!tmz

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>remembered as a brilliant statewoman

By who lol

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History will validate xer.

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All Germany needed was a girlboss leader to finally sneak their way to supremacy over Europe

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>Shitty beers, weak taste

Sounds like all beer. Alcohol in general tastes like dog piss mixed with paint thinner mixed with rotten milk. :madotsukivomit:

!alcoholmisia

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paint thinner

Yeah, it shouldn't. And that's every non central European beer. Turkish -> shit, Russian -> shit, Asian -> shit. Bud light -> shallow

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when was the fricking last time you even tried beer

not even trying to be a fricking peepee here, i dont think :marseymischevious: i fully appreciated alcohol :marseymodelo2: until i was fricking 19 or 20

maybe youd like it now, b-word? try a fricking good beer, not bud light :marseystar: pisswater. look for a fricking german :marseytranshitler: import


:marsey#spiderman: spider gang for life :marsey#!spiderman:

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Also look at the czech trying to be relevant.

!eurochads

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I never understood why muricans are so critical of small-scale and craft breweries until I learned that all they make there are IPAs lol

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Maybe if you r-slurs ever learned how to grow grapes you'd understand. :marseyeyeroll:

(Seriously tho I like Riesling. Possibly my favorite wine.)

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When it comes to wine I am as uncultured as your average bong. I can't differentiate between any sorts at all. Only between red/white or sweet ones.

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Probably why you krauts make the only actually good wine in the world. If anyone disagrees they can:

Suck my balls.

:#marseyfuckyou:

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Warm neat whiskey is excellent actually

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:carpplucked:

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:#marseysurejan:

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It's true I let it permeate my palate and all that gay shit

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Taking this rDrama user off my "potentially might not be gay" list.

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Warm neat kitty is also p great

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Tell me you drink cheap whiskey without telling me you drink cheap whiskey

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In Oregon it's way cheaper and easier to get box wine actually. :marseysmughipskorean:

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