Slop review: Monster Nasty Beast Hard Tea

Yes this is a real product and that is the real name. I normally don't drink hard teas but I saw the box and it was only like $12 so I had to try it.

It tastes like every other hard tea I've had tbh. Though it's artificially sweetened so maybe it's lower calorie idk. I can't tell the three different flavors apart, they all taste the same to me.

Verdict: It will get you drunk

Monster also makes an alcoholic version of flavors more Monster-esque (like Mean Green and White Maze :marseybeanconfused2: ). I'm gonna try those next.

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Unrelated, but have you ever had Mike's Hard Lemonade? That shit does not get me drunk and I always wondered if it was because of all the sugar :marseyseizure:

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It's about the only thing with alcohol that actually tastes good. In the old days I would sometimes use it to start out the night, but the combination of alcohol and acid is horrible for my stomach and I would always regret it.

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I like sweet things but it's way too sweet for me lol.

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