Slop review: Monster Nasty Beast Hard Tea

Yes this is a real product and that is the real name. I normally don't drink hard teas but I saw the box and it was only like $12 so I had to try it.

It tastes like every other hard tea I've had tbh. Though it's artificially sweetened so maybe it's lower calorie idk. I can't tell the three different flavors apart, they all taste the same to me.

Verdict: It will get you drunk

Monster also makes an alcoholic version of flavors more Monster-esque (like Mean Green and White Maze :marseybeanconfused2: ). I'm gonna try those next.

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The hard monsters are pretty good and not too high calorie. I like the white one if only because I only drink white monster anyway so it's fun drinking a hard version of it. I kind of hate every single "hard tea" so never had nasty beast but I did enter to win a nasty beast themed cooler at my local gas station

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