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The End of the Cheap Burger : neoliberal
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You can make your own gourmet hamburgers at home.
!zoomers all stood and clapped when Tiktok showed them how to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but then they all sat down and glared when they said that they pay the extra money to not have to clean up "the mess" and continue to buy Uncrustables. Btw the mess is literally a single knife and a single plate, you just do the jelly first and run the knife under the sink for 1.21 seconds and dry it off, then do the PB, then literally nothing else unless you are an adult neurodivergent and need to literally cut the crust off.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1fn1tqc/microwaved_a_smuckers_uncrustable_for_15_seconds/
They can't eat Uncrustables right either.
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I always smile for photos for 2nd degree burns
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Why is crust (allegedly
) bad when you cut bread into slices?
Yet why is crust good when you slice it the other direction to make a hamburger bun? Or a hotdog bun? Or a subway sandwich bun? Or a panino? Or literally every fancy sandwich?
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because shitty bread has bad crust
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Let me repeat this.
Most of all sandwiches are 100% crust.
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its not about how you slice it. its about the quality of the bread. Are you r-slurred or baiting?
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Unironically though. I was told it's only bad because the crusts get soggy. I got this years ago, and I'm not about to start eating all my crusts now.
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You're doing it wrong:
Put the PB on first piece of bread
Use second piece of bread to clean the PB off the knife
Spread jelly/jam on second piece of bread
Put bread together.
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I thought I was the only one except i go preserves first because its easier to wipe off.
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That works, but doing the knife wipe on the second bread is above zoomer pay grade.
And I was taking into consideration dipping the knife between jelly and PB.
One step at a time.
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At least they're past denying the inflation outright
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inflation is real and it's a good thing
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He's not even wrong, this is the apex of political thought for ~95% of swing voters.
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Now if only the partisans could achieve such civically minded ideals
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!goyslopenjoyers our culture is dying
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One of the most dystopian things about science fiction novels set in the future is when they can't eat beef anymore and everyone's eating fake meat made from mushrooms and drinking liquor distilled from mushrooms.
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soykaf
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It's over
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I can buy a 30 pack of quarter pound 80/20 patties for like 22$ wtf?
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I clicked on the article and a message saying "redditor, you're in luck!" popped on the screen and i was legitimately insulted
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