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ThePhantomBussy M/Preg  4mo ago (text post) 321 thread views #224592

Am drunk on a Tuesday. As me questions like I'm interesting.

Do it. I'm on an embaressingly small amount of cocktails on a work trip.

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!boozers this Neighbor :marseyfrickyou2: thinks drinking :marseydrunk2: on a Tuesday :marseygras: is special :marseyretard:

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Pls no bully - my tolerance is heck low from not practicing.

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every day drunk is a good day

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What cocktails? Why cocktails but no peepee?

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Some sort of regular citrus gin one and a surprisingly good tequila-based honey one.

Reason for no peepee is I'm visiting for one night and jetlagged. I don't want to fall asleep during and wake up without a kidney.

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Wait, I mean, no peepee because you haven't arrived yet bbe.

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Some sort of regular citrus gin one and a surprisingly good tequila-based honey one.

Tom Collins? idk what's the tequila one because you should have drank it neat :marseyindignant:

I don't want to fall asleep during and wake up without a kidney.

which third world country are you at?

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Oof no. I'm too pure for Tequila. But it's sweet so palatable to me.

which third world country are you at?

The worst one. Rural Australia. Is musky farmer peepee worth the risk of a hate crime or organ harvesting? Maybe.

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I love regional Australia. Although the last time I was in a proper rural town I took my ironic DEI gayflag lanyard off my key chain because I didn't want some bogan staring shit.

so yea I get the hate crime paranoia lol

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Yah. It's not ideal. I'm no obvious twink but can't hurt to be cautious.

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Is.. wait what website were you on just now?

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My brain understands the words but not the question. On rdrama while also queuing up a few naughty sites for when I get back to my room shortly.

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oh i was trying to larp as some rando who recognized the marsey website

then i was gonna hit u with the wpd switcheroo and make it really awkward by not knowing what rdrama is

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Haha I'm clearly too r-slurred for your gambit to have worked. But also impressive if you did see the website, I was in a quiet corner booth.

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Do you work or are you a student?

Which do you prefer: comfortable clothes or smart clothes?

Would you prefer to live in a place which is very wet or very dry?

How often do you eat ice cream?

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I'm both.

Comfy clothes all the way.

I think a place very dry. Hate humidity.

Not often tbh. Maybe once a month on average. Not a big sweettooth.

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What is the best gift you've ever received?

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I wanna say a really lovely needlepoint a friend designed and made for me. Was actually so sweet and thoughtful tbh.

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Aww :marseywholesome:

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Who's the most famous celebrity you've ever slept with? If the answer is "nobody", just lie and include lots of salacious details.

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Minor Australian Celebrity - Hugh Sheridan. Really pink butthole. Gigantic peepee and knows how to use it. Gushes like a pusted pipe when he comes. Got bullied by NBs and I could never lookat him the same.

Moderately salacious enough?

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NBs like enbies? Are they capable of bullying? I thought they mostly just cried on tumblr.

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Maybe it was the trans? Something to do with Hugh playing Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch and how dare he since the character is trans or something.

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How would you solve the isreal/palestine conflict, kind stranger?

:!#marseyjourno:

also, chocolate strawberry or vanilla? and do you eat butt?

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I'm an enlightened centrist.

I'd let them destroy each other and clean up the surviors. Level the entire region. Plant a lovely garden to serve as a lesson to the rest of the world.

Vanilla.

I devour butt.

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not a big fan of history i see. no conquest isnt bloody and oh PLEASE lets compare body counts. lets see. jews killing people unprovoked in an offensive war anywhere ever? zero. well that doesnt look good for you. arabs colonizing and stealing peoples land while forcibly converting their children to a faith that would make their ancestors spin in their graves if they knew their descendants (thats you) were practicing it.....why that would be millions over 1400 years wouldnt it?

also wanting to live in heck over living under jewish rule is a spiteful way to live. were excellent overlords. accept the gift youve been given. youll sleep better at night knowing there are jews watching over you.

and oh please. lineage? how olds your religion? 1400 years? thats a nap for jews. im a levite. i trace my patrilineal line back 3500 years to a single man. so lets not squabble over pedigree. you wont win that one. your religion isnt judaism 3.0 just as christianity wasnt the 2nd software patch no one asked for. g-d doesnt screw up and need edits to his source code. you believe in made up dogshit from a delusional p-dophile jew hating male feminist warlord who couldnt read. slow clap for your sanity.

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