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  • J : Because your just being a b-word

Why don't they ever tell you how fricking painful buttsex is

Like seriously. I had to b-word out of it today even with plenty of lube cause it felt like I was getting torn in half. Like what the frick bussy? How could you do this to me?

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Was the guy packing a cucumber or something? The idea is that you would have practiced beforehand to work yourself up to this point, or have s*x with tiny peepee g*mers first.

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I mean yeah he is. Wanted to go big.

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Well there's your problem. You gotta work your way up the fruits first before going whole hog on a dude with a whole hog.

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Shut up nerd. Go big or go home Queen.

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