As a gay man, what is funnier? Raping a straight man until he turns gay, or raping a gay man and he kills himself afterwards?

Raping a straight man gay that then kills himself after is the funniest

!male feminists important poll

Raping a straggot so hard for so long that he becomes gay and then starts identifying as a woman

Getting someone to kill themselves is like such an ego boost. Struttin around proud as shit for a month afterwards

U need to be awarded king of edgy bro (I luv it)

Wait you're gay CDO?

Trick question, both are equally hilarious

multitask you lazy strag

I upmarseyd this because your name looks normal now

Are you Norm Macdonald?

Norm's Prison R*pe Story

(Based On A True Story)

Albert Fish was born May 19th in New York City in 1870. He was known as 'The Gray Man' and 'The Werewolf of Wisteria'. He was a serial killer who slayed children and ate them. When police asked a woman to describe him she said he was "gray in both appearance and demeanour". The child male feminist and cannibal Fish boasted that he had children in every state.

He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or African American. Fish tortured, mutilated and murdered the youngsters with a meat cleaver, a butcher's knife and a small handsaw, solidifying his reputation as the most vicious child slayer in criminal history. Though barely literate, Fish wrote taunting letters to the parents of his victims gruesomely detailing how he slayed, butchered, cooked and then with great enjoyment dined on their offspring. He would inevitably declare that a child's roasted rump was the most toothsome dish in all gastronomy.

Additionally, Fish was a masochist and would insert wool doused with lighter fluid into his own anus and set it alight for his own enjoyment. Fish was finally arrested and he immediately began confessing to killing 700 children. He was dizzying happy, smiling as he described the grisly details of the tortures and the murders appearing to the detectives 'as the devil himself'... I mean this guy was a real jerk!

Raping a straight woman, so nobody gets any enjoyment out of it

He's white and non-Jewish, please don't expect that high a level of cognitive performance.

I'm glad to know most people agreed with my position on this