I think about this a lot

One time when I worked at a thrift store this !r-slurs ran up to me and started making irate grunting noises and flapping his hands. I told him I'm sorry but I can't help just as his minder showed up and glared at me, saying "he SAYS the potty is clogged" like I was supposed to be a tard whisperer.

I go into the bathroom and theres a single giant log the size of a fricking sweet potato. It's clogging the potty drain entirely and half is sticking out of the water.

I locked the bathroom and put the out of order sign up.