Naval academy greased pole climbing tradition somehow the gayest thing to come out of US military, which is an accomplishment in itself

Navy is pretty gay, was a young sailor fresh on the boat, we lost power on the ship, pitch black, immediately got my crotch grabbed. Said what the frick was that, was told it's called guess who. You gotta guess who grabbed your peepee.

Another time first day in port after a long period at sea, everyone is hammered, go down to berthing and a dude is passed out naked with his curtains open and the divers are ticking this dudes peepee with a feather.

Crossing the equater is a big deal for a sailor, they do a crossing the line ceremony. All of us wogs (those who haven't crossed) could only move if we had a hand between our legs with someone behind us holding our hand and we had to do the same for the person in front. All while getting called strags and whipped with cut up hoses from the shell backs (those that have already crossed the line).

With females ruining everything the navy is no longer like this.

Navystrag !veterans what gay shit did you see? Jarheads too, also pretty gay.