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A guideline for proper sword maintenance

https://www.darksword-armory.com/a-guideline-for-proper-sword-maintenance

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16884173081699502.webp

Idk if you're like me and half a life sized Frostmourne replica but this guide will get you straight. I may post Andúril later.

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The 'sword' in that image looks like a carnival prize made from pop-metal. Glenn Danzig could probably also sue for copyright infringement.

You'd be better off with a decent tire iron or a pool noodle.

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It's hilariously poorly weighted, it's definitely just a replica dumb prop. It probably weighs about 15 lbs or more

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A cool wall-hanger, I guess.

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Na it's embarrassing, I keep it in a closet lmao. Bought it when I was giga drunk (along with an Anduril replica). I probably would hang it up but I'm scared my dog would rattle it and kill himself somehow by making it fall, it's quite pointy actually.

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It would probably be a centerpiece for widespread chatter if you were to mass-murder with it.

Imagine continuing the carnage after it's already been bent into a banana shape. There would be discussions about physics, leverage, the carni menace and the possibilities of downtrodden men.

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