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This would be a much better burn if it didn't just draw attention to the fact that he's the exact opposite. He's basically got the same reproductive strategy as a fish dumping jizz along a riverbed hoping he'll hit some unfertilized eggs.
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It works though so I am no gonna dunk on him for being more reproductively successful than the rdrama community.
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Being a deadbeat father because he can't squeeze in parenting between tweet sessions isn't impressive
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Being a deadbeat father because he was the head revolutionizing multiple industries is though
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He doesn't do shit anymore. He never actually did anything at spacex, and doesn't do anything at Tesla anymore. A CEO doing real work couldn't be CEO of three companies at once
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He doesn't do anything at two companies and does actual work at one while keeping the titles of the previous 2?
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Parenting doesn't get you to mars
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Not much need for hope in his case
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Well he needs hope that they don't end up being
s because they're fatherless. 
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…but he keeps having kids, obviously this strategy is amazing
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Umm.. based?
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What's based is my catty comment (I'm gonna keep bringing this up about every 3 months until the end of time, get used to it) where he was whining that his kid transed. And I said "Maybe if you reproduce like an r species don't expect your offspring to act like a k species."
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It makes sense and is quite amusing
but if your joke requires googling then you are
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Or maybe if you have to google that you're a fricking r-slur.
What is r/k selection from? E.O. Wilson in the 1960s or something? I'm not even a biology guy and even I know this.
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No see I got it
but I realize many of the DUMB people around here would not.
Know your audience
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tfw you think you're
but you don't get the meta-
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That literally makes no sense. I don't think you should feel proud about that. The correct way to feel is to forget it entirely then suddenly remember it while you're lying in bed trying to fall asleep and want to die of embarrassment.
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Everyone else thought it made sense.
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I dont have glasses tho
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I heard he's got 12 spare kids that don't love him, so he probably can afford to give one away.
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idgi tbh what happened between them
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