Is it possible to become so dehydrated your piss comes out like snot?

Ever since I saw this movie I've wondered about this. Other people debate who is Keyser Soze or why Stephen Baldwin fricked up his career due to Christ-Cucking Chuddery while Benicio Del Toro (who is a Hyper-Papist IRL) went on to become famous even though I can't make out most of what he's saying.

But I want to know if people's piss works like this.

One can get mucus in the urine:

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321112

But that's not quite the same thing and also looks cloudy rather than snotty.

What happens if you get really dehydrated?

Apparently your pee gets darker. Here's a chart showing you what colors to look out for:

https://www.healthline.com/health/hydration-chart

My older brother gets UTIs like clockwork every winter and his doctor says it's due to dehydration. Our uncle gets them too hut he's a massive alcoholic. He randomly sent me this photo of a taxi on the Chongqing Road in Changchun. It's just down the road from the Shangri-La Hotel and the Wanda Plaza.

When I was a kid there was a carpark full of homeless nutters and my dad used to give them money to 'guard his car' (I.e. not frick it up), so it's not just a Burger thing.

Anyway... piss, snot, dehydration, discuss.

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We're pulling him out of retirement. Let's open a booze-for-benzos racket.

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He has so much more time for r-slurred questions now

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I’m an alcoholic, not a benzo addict

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Yes. The booze is for you.

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Baldwin isn't a real Christian, he's just Irish.

I think your pee is always watery but it just gets more and more concentrated with excreted stuff and turns brown. Maybe he got an infection, I hear you pee jelly after time.

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I mean, Steve wins the 'not the most r-slurred Baldwin' award for obvious reasons.:marseybountyhunter:

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That's simply because he has poor aim compared to Alec

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I endeavor to have clear piss everyday. This is just more big pharma propaganda to get me to go to the doctor and ask him about Dovato. I'm sick of these targeted ads! :!marseyschizoshaking:

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No. Your family should see a urologist. There’s heavy urine that is dark that means your kidneys aren’t able to out saturate your urea but if it feels heavy, go see a urologist asap. It sounds like HPV which can be passed to offspring.

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can be passed to offspring

I always got the impression my uncle was into some pretty kinky shit, but he never tried to make my cousin drink his piss.

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Might’ve just hit the lottery in unluckiness and got it at birth. It generally lays dormant so it’s now acting up.

Or your uncle fricked you, I don’t really care.

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I have passed out in his company a few times...

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….

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https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321112:

https://www.healthline.com/health/hydration-chart:

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