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KinoBushido im/just/ken :kenjak: irl  11mo ago (youtube.com) Edited 11mo ago 454 thread views #186706

Napoleon :!marseynapoleon2: — Official Trailer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CBmWztLPp9c

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Can someone ping the chuds, I did the work for them but I can't afford it

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!chuds some zoomer or alphlet is going to watch this and be inspired to conquer Europe

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>they have no idea that I will become the next dictator of EVROPA

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!chuds this is you :chudseethe:

!nonchuds these are chuds :marseyxd:

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:marseyagreesuperspeed:

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I was :marseyinvestigate: as well. I think I saw another Algigger in a battle scene. Chuds have it from here.....you can go back to watching breadtube

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas-Alexandre_Dumas

One of the few times where it wouldn’t be terribly inaccurate.

Born 25 March 1762 in Jérémie, Saint-Domingue (today Haiti), Thomas-Alexandre Davy de la Pailleterie was the son of a French nobleman, Marquis Alexandre Antoine Davy de la Pailleterie[9] (20 June 1714, Belleville-en-Caux–15 June 1786, Saint-Germain-en-Laye[10]) and Marie-Cessette Dumas (b. unknown; d. during or after 1772, La Guinodée, Saint-Domingue[11]), an enslaved African woman he owned.

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I actually wonder how they'll handle the Haitian revolution and the reintroduction of slavery to France

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It wouldn’t surprise me if they just ignore it

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I'm more chocked by the lady with a pixie haircut.

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1. Why is Napoleon, an artillery officer, holding his ears?

2. Everyone is way, way, too fat for the period

3. Not a single baguette on screen at any point

4. I don't think there were diversity hire artillery corporals bouncing cannon balls off the top of pyramids at the battle of the pyramids

5. We're approaching Braveheart levels of accuracy having Boney riding down soldiers on horseback.

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also I'm pretty fricking certain they should be speaking French and not English

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No one should be subjected to hearing Fr*nch

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>not even a sacre bleu

Completle garbage

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i wonder if they'll say he shot the nose off the sphinx

which is something i see so fricking many people say really happened on twitter...

:quote: NAPOLEON SHOT THE NOSE OFF THE SPHINX BECAUSE IT WAS A BLACK NOSE AND HE WANTED TO COVER UP THE TRUE HISTORY THAT ANCIENT EGYPTIANS WERE BLACK! :quote:

even if you ignore that the nose was already gone by that time...how the frick does artillery from that era shoot so precisely to only remove the nose?!

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He had the black artillery officer do it

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:#marseyfrenchitsover2:

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too fat for the period

it's too hard to find that many skinny people in the modern :marseyartbasel: age. Obesity is endemic and the majority of the population is overweight.

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Not one black guy though which is pretty impressive

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https://rdrama.net/h/kino/post/186706/napoleon-marseynapoleon2-official-trailer/4553835#context

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If there is a black washed character, my money is on Marshal Murat.

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no one is talking about the best line in the movie

you are just a tiny brute, you're nothing :marseynothingburger: without me

go OFF queen! :marseyclapping:

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I knew this was just going to be another manlet hatefest movie

I'm boycotting

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16890207858128586.webp

Most original dramanauts.

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:#chudjakdancing:

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Is that right, Frenchie?

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Why is he white?

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Fr, he doesnt look like any French :marseynapoleon2: people I know.

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Yeah, he should be Italian

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TOO OLD

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Music and sound effects in the trailer are jarringly out of place and would be better suited for a modern action movie.

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Wellington > Napoleon

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Where are teh black people?? how come napoleon is white?

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Vitiligo?

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napolewho?

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Lol this supposed to be the Kubrick inspired one?

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!francais put down your frog legs and get in here

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What the frick ist that!? :platyeyes:

ERKLÄRE DICH!!!!

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:marseyshy3:

Ich bin oft in Frankreich und habe dort einige Verwandte.

Die erste Benachrichtigung, die ich auf meinem Handy :marseymacgyver: erhalten habe lol.

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Ahhhh, entschuldigung!

I didn't know you wanted to conquer france through outbreeding them. Sehr gut! :marseykaiser:

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:#littlestchuddy:

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Happy :marseydrunk2: cake day :marseyparty:

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:capyblowkiss:

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Thank god it’s in English without French accents or (god forbid) the French language.

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Holy shit I didn't even know they were making this. Exciting af.

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STANLEY KUBRICK RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE BABY :#marseycool2:

(I would have preferred to be in Frxnch but whatever=

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I hope this has Aspern-Essling kino.

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:#marseysloth:

Snapshots:

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I want all of Napoleon's Marshals represented in their glory as the savior of Europe

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