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He's in the coom jar

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how many times are they gonna :marseyvenn6: make this same shit film

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Apparently Roald Dahl hated the Gene Wilder movie, so his estate has refused to sell rights to the sequel story Glass Elevator.

So they're stuck will retelling the same origin story over and over again.

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Dahl blocked Sammy Davis Jnr. from appearing because...

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:#marseyblackpearlclutch:

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Either that or a hatred of :marseymerchant:

I mean, this man was Welsh so I really have to ask what right he had to be judging other people's cultures. I'd rather be a Freespirited Jogger or a Red Sea Pedestrian any day than a Sheepfricking Choirboy.

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Do NOT look up what Oompa Loompas were in the first edition

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the movie would have been soooo much better...

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Oompa Loompas were in the first edition

What's wrong, he took them out of a dangerous jungle shit hole, and gave them jobs.

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I think this one is like an actual origin story, it isn't based on the first book. Either mostly or wholly original.

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You're right, this is being marketed as a prequel to the first book.

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I just read that the Paddington director is doing this, so I wonder if it may actually be a good family film. It seems stupid as frick on the surface but I guess it could work if it doesn't take itself too seriously. Or maybe I should say it needs to sincerely whimsical. That's what mainly separates the Wilder version from the Depp one imo, despite the latter being much more faithful to the book, plot-wise.

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Finally, I hope Wonka becomes the new Joker


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It better go into why he hates kids and wants to traumatize and/or murder them.

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He hated the Gene Wilder movie? WTF frick that guy

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There’s a sequel?

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"Please, Mr. Oompa Loompa, forgive me for my systematic oppression/enslavement of Loompafolx"

"Oompa Loompa Loompa-dee-do, you are an S - J - Double-dee-U!"

(that's supposed to be "SJW" in loompa speak)

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I'm hoping Wonka is fighting the Oompa Loompas in a Gilded Age type labor strike


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If the studio has any balls, they should use Freaks ending instead.

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Willy Wonka origin story has to be one of the strangest ideas to ever make it to an actual Hollywood film with well known actors.

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I wonder what the weirdest movie with a cast of mainstream Hollywood actors is.

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Good question, that makes me wonder also. Off the top of my head, either Movie 43 or Southland Tales.

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Smol

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Will this film make me feel like I've been sexually assaulted after watching it, like the Johnny Depp one did? If so, i'm in!

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:!#marseyjar::!#marseycumplosion:

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What's with movies / shows always having one letter words or "The (noun)" as titles?

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I'm sure marketing analysts concluded that one-word titles increase box office turnout by 5%. Especially see the Disney/Pixar formula.

We'll probably never have good titles again.

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Another willy wonka remake? :marseysad:

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