holy shit the new mean girls is too gay to function

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fFtdbEgnUOk

:chudsmug: This will help trump win!

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Angourie Rice has disgusting :marseydisgusted: unshaved armpits :marseydisagree:

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THIS IS TOMGIRL ERASURE

:marseyraging: t. rdrama (all chuds)

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Confession: in grade school my friends and I had a burn book lmao

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:#marseygossip:

I need deets here. Anything fun?

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No we just made a list of people's names and next to it wrote mean shit about them lmao we could make an Rdrama burn book :marseythonk:

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make an Rdrama burn book

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ANd it won't be one of those gay butt ghost threads :marseyghostangry:

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we could make an Rdrama burn book

:#taycelebrate:

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Ive burned a few books in my time. I kinda wish i wrote down all the stuff ive burned over time

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:marseyagree:

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Those things got me in trouble in middle school :marseyaaatremble:

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girls were getting suspensions in middle school and high school for those

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Did you have 6 different sassy gay black friends too like in the movie?


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No I went to private school

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Omg are you saying they didn't allow sassy gay blacks to attend your lilly white privilege private school?

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We had a boarder from like Ghana but her dad was prob like a warlord or smth

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Never understood why anyone cared about those, like omg she wrote "FAT" next to the visibly fat girl. Shocking.

In my public school, if someone had it out for you, you got stabbed in the bathroom.

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In 5th grade the girls would pass each other notes written in code and then dutifully drop them in the recycling bin. I would then sneak over and grab them and try to decode them like I was the elementary school NSA.

Iirc I did break their code and realized everything they were saying was mind numbingly boring.

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>The same movie, but again

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It's an adaptation of the Broadway musical, and no one is going to see it because everyone thinks it's just a remake.

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Mean Girls: The Musical

(The Movie)

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A facsimile of a facsimile of a facsimile :marseyyikes:

Why would they do that? I was kind of surprised to see Tina Fey was involved

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Tina Fey wrote both of them.

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>remake of a remake means its better

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Top Gun: Maverick was pretty good. Not nearly as good as the original but good.

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Mean girls, but everyone is ugly

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Whoa now, they are called zoomers and you may not like it but they are the future.

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Make every female wear excessive blush and all men have the mullato perm. No exceptions.

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the mullato perm

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Foids call it that apparently because the mixed race zoomers' hair can't be style any other way. Other people call it broccoli tops.

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I've always heard the broccoli head thing. Mullato perm is hilarious though :marseynotes:

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Why do you use gay negatively, like last year the best and funniest movie was Bottoms, and the 2 protagonists were lesbian.

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it's a reference to the movie

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Because being gay is negative as taught in the Bible. Also how have you kept your gimmick up for 5 years without getting bored? I'm somewhat impressed

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Wrong, because Jesus loves gay people, just becuase Paul got it wrong, doesn't mean you have to get it wrong too.

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Did Leviticus also get it wrong?

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Yes Christ loves homosexuals but not when they act in a homosexual manner. While it may be okay to have those feelings crop up, it is sinful to allow them to grow, to feed those thoughts, or to act upon them! :marseysatisfied:

So "to be gay" is negative because acting gay will send you straight to heck :marseypikachu2:

It's like it may be a acceptable to have pedophilic attraction but if you were to ever tell anyone about it or act on it or attempt to normalize it you should be shot!! Hope this clears things up bb. I will not be engaging with any further bait unless you make it funny

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Wrong Judas loved gay people.

And look what happened to him.

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No, because Judas was a homophobe.

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I bet you didn't even see Peepees The Musical.

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Because when I was 12-14 I went to homeroom with the same tards at 7:50 am everyday and we called everything gay. When you've used the word literally 10,000+ times it becomes difficult to adjust when society tries to change the meaning of it.

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none of them are even hot what is this :hmph:

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The problem they are like twice as old as character they are playing

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Hollywood has always done that they average actor age of someone portraying a 15-16 yo is always like 30+. It's just super noticible here.


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At least Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Seyfried were literally teenagers. Rachel McAdams was in her mid 20s, though.

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Yeah, she's in HS in one move and in another movie released at the same time, she's Owen Wilson's love interest.

Cant believe they released that shit almost 20 years ago

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I'm actually pretty surprised that she was 24-26 in Mean Girls. Lohan was underage during filming...:marseypedo:

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Yeah but did you see giant gay black dude and his strag hag friend providing :happyclap:comic relief

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There's really nothing worse than when an artist (I use that term loosely here) tries to stay relevant by "re-imagining" their previous work(s).

So cringe.

:#marseycringe2:

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"I'm out of ideas" starter pack.

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yeah they are gonna ruin it

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"If I faithfully reproduce the original, then I won't make a name for myself" - dime a dozen narcissistic artist

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In this case it's the original writers trying to cash in a check again.

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why are the bullies fat?!

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How a fat person gonna bully me? Like tf out of here you disgusting creature, go take your insulin

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Big gay black guy. Wow, I have never seen that before :!troll:

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the sassy effeminate fat minority guy is the new Chris Farley bumbling fat friend stereotype but lame and gay

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:derpwhy: But it's a reimagining for the new generation!

He's fat! He's sassy!!! He's BIPOC!!!!! :!derpwhy:

:derpwhy: What more could you possibly want!?!?!?!?!

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he probly dies first

OF AIDS

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Diabetes is more likely

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none of them looks remotely teenager aged also its kinda cringe if the author writes herself a role in her own movie :marseycringe:

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Tina Fay also looks oddly out of place as the teacher

Looks like a cheap SNL bit spoofing mean girls

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its kinda cringe if the author writes herself a role in her own movie

Did...you even watch the original?

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i did, i forgot she was in there :marseyshook: i also forgot that Lindsay Lohan wasn't always a trainwreck :marseycontemplate:

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Tina's not Lin Manuel Miranda, she actually has enough talent to be on stage.

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I don't like him solely because I don't know him outside his role outside Curb

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why is everyone fat and ugly

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Because it's a the same cast from the stage musical and they were hired to sing / look passable from 20 meters away, not to be movie star hot.

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usa

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either :marseywall: :marseyradfem: are in charge of casting now and self-insert. or fatties are the only people who still go to the movies, so hollywood has to cater to their senibilities.

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for knowing/caring/having opinions on this you're too gay to function :#marseyindignant:

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Mean Girls is an all time classic and this is going to be horrible. If moids get to be mad about the Ghostbusters reboot, of all things, I get to be angry about this. :!marseyindignantwoman:

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you foid so ok.

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"yet you participate in movie watching"

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watch Cairo Conspiracy for something less straggy

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The original was great

Just like Bring It On

Back when teen girls had some decent movies

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straggot

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This is top level boomer shit. High School hasn't been like this for like 10+ years. There aren't really "popular" kids anymore like the types you see in movies. The ones who play sports usually are also the ones who do good in school and they are "popular", but nobody worships them and usually they are cool with everybody.

There aren't any "mean" girls at all. Like usually the popular girls are the nicest and stick up the most for the unpopular ones. Like popular girls still do some not great stuff, they usually go up to special kids and be like "your my best friend" and think they are like mother teresa or something ahahha. Sometimes they even do that with kids who are really unpopular too lol.

And the way kids bully nowadays is like pretending to be their friend, kinda like goding them on and laughing sortve with them and at them at the same time. Usually the kid doesn't even know they are being bullied.

Nobody is calling anybody "slut" or "skank" as like a major insult except the ghetto black chicks and wiggas.

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holy shit ur school is gay

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>In our microagressions group we call the kids we don't like colonizers

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School was never like this at any time. This is Hollywood school.

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:#siren: Underage user alert! Do not engage! :#siren:

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This was my experience even back in boomer times. The "popular" kids were usually a lot nicer and more well-adjusted and I never had any negative interactions with them.

But we didn't have a lot of interactions with them at all. We had our theater and band nerd circles and they had their sports. People were vicious to each other within these groups, but there was no conflict between them.

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Ha! No. It's just happening on places like Groomercord and other group chats. The same shit is still going on, just online.

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They blacked the gay fat

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The actresses look like they are like mid 30 and some look past 40 and the prettiest one still is overweight like Hollywood doesn't have better actors to play high schoolers ?

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The curry on the right has a bad case of "mid" OnlyFans face.

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They look overweight

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Modern high schoolers look like big, fat, ugly, prematurely aged braps now. It's the terrible diet, sedentary lifestyle, and lack of socializing sucking the life out of them

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I had 9 girls in my high school class and they all were seriously obese and the black one did stomach reduction surgery but I don't remember them looking this old

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Some of the zoom zooms that get posted on here look haggard. It's like back in the day (80s and before) people used to look old as frick in their teens, 20s, 30s compared to what millenials looked like at the same age.

But, looks like that trend is reversing and some zoomers are looking like shit. Gen Z is aging worse than millennials — here are the alarming reasons why

Injections, fillers, stress, and vapes are among the sneaky culprits making Gen Z look older than millennials, experts warn

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I checked and all actresses of that movie are 23-24 :marseyxd: what really hurting them is having mombods and shit make up

And the main role is that girl from Spider-Man

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It's 2021 picture and she looked like she was 14 and quite intellectual girl

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And this is 2023 and she looks like mom of 3 housewife

So she aged a lot in 2 years

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I am more upset by this reboot than any middle aged white man has ever been over a race-swapped Disney character. They shouldn't be messing with the perfection that was the original Mean Girls. It was truly of it's era. This reboot is a travesty IMO

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:#marseydemiurge:

Snapshots:

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Why not just make a real sequel following their daughters? Throw in a little soccer mom drama :marseyshrug:

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The scene :marseyemo: with social :marseyblm: media :marseyjourno: instantly turned me off.

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“Just like teenagers do, always on their phones” but with a 35yr old Hollywood strag

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Tina Fey :marseywould:

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Ugly butt scarface b-word

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:marseydisagree: scars are hot

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I want to bang the Indian chick

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shes black (male)

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That's ok. I would still bang her. Queens love me

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lol i had no idea

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High School :marseyeric: Musical :marseyskellington: but the gays are out of the closet.

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tina no, baby no don't do the SNL thing :(

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Anyone who enjoyed the first one was gay already so this should be a welcome addition to most of the people here.


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> A film for women

> A "straight" "man" complaining about it

:marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm:

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>too gay to function

Impossible

The future is female

and gay

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