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Star Wars is in the same box as Halo. If you're still giving it any emotional bandwidth instead of enjoying the garbage fire then you're a masochist.

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I'd rather see 90 minutes of "from my point of view the jedi are evil" than 5 minutes of teddy bears designed to sell toys defeating "the Emperor's best forces" with sticks and stones

Since when have stormtroopers been the Emperor's best forces? When was they last time they even shot anyone? Getting whomped by ewoks seems on brand.

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That first 'go woke go broke' comment has so much sneed. :marseyxd:

The wokies are right though, I don't see any evidence that Disney is going broke because of wokeness. Just chuds saying it like parrots.

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Their stocks aren't doing great right now

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Last year was literally the worst year for Disney ever. Almost everything they put out bombed. Also they were getting fricked over by Desantis in Florida.

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What's daddy Death Santis doing?

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killing proud black, gay, indigenous, and transgender people

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Deja Vu

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The price is where it was at 10 years ago. Definitely not a good sign

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They're half of where they were 5 years ago, that's even more concerning

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Disney needs to make their content at the very least palatable to children, and I don't think they're doing a good job because they've shifted focus from literal children and teens to grown butt Disney adults.

If kids don't watch their slop, then they won't badger their parents to go to Disneyland locations. If they don't go to Disneyland locations then they won't even buy Disney products like toys. If the snot-nosed brats aren't buying merch and going to their parks then Disney will enter a slow death spiral the leftover incompetents can't fix

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I honestly am more excited about Disney falling than succeeding. Not because I care about thia culture war shit though

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Marketing it toward manchildren seemed to be working great for a while and they had little girls on lock with the princess stuff up until post frozen. Boys though they've totally lost and they are more familiar with Roblox and skibidi potty than Disney properties.

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Could have Buzz Lightyear movie just a braindead over the top space action adventure movie for boys but nooooooooo

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ah yes free speech, saying racial slurs over and over

:#marseyhesright:

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I don't see any evidence that Disney is going broke

This is good bait King

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It really is weird they're using her for their next/only Star Wars film planned. Not even just her activism, I don't think she's ever done anything but documentaries so she has no experience either.

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She'll be fired choose to depart half way through production so they'll have a built in excuse for why it flops.

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>I like making men feel uncomfortable

It's going to be hard to top Ukrainian PoW Castration but I look forward to her attempt.

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uhh uhh yeah yeah big x in the house

heard they were making another star wars

how about they change it to star whores

cuz im getting tired of the same shit

its time to get lit

im done with this bit

call me a jedi cuz i can get your mom in bedi

im luke skywalker cuz I can shove you in my locker

frick a b-word and sock her

im a fricking topper

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Nuttin on leia

They call me the BPD hoe slayer

Carrie Fishers pill box got more than one layer

Han may have shot first

But the green neighbor deserved to get murked

In the cantina hittin the cross fader

Dankobah kush got you wheezin like Vader

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Blackface?! :#marseypearlclutch:

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