emoji-award-soysnootype

Capeshit :marseydisney: manchildren absolutely MALDING :soyjaktantrumfast: as Spiderverse loses the best animated feature award to The Boy and the Heron :marseycatgirl: at the Golden Globes.

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1744184439394169149

For those who don't know The Boy and The Heron is the latest Miyazaki film that was released to critical acclaim but tepid audience reaction because it was too "weird". People here are probably aware of the Spiderverse :marseyspiderman2: animated flicks but not how massively overrated they're amongst online "cinephiles". Not only does this film have a rabid capeshit fanbase but it has also managed to rope in the wokes and the film twitter/letterboxd crowd :soyjakhipster: (seriously it was the highest ranked film of all time on letterboxd).

Because Miyazaki's film had a lukewarm audience reception it was a genuine surprise it won over Across the Spiderverse. Suffice to say, these nerds are not taking it well :marseylaugh:. Some of the reactions.

What do you mean Across the Spiderverse didn't win best animated movie at the Golden Globes :soycry:

__

WDYM ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE LOST ????!!?!? they so wrong for that omg :seethejak:

__

genuinely cannot believe across the spiderverse lost :marseyraging:

__

Across the Spiderverse was snubbed, wtf is the boy & the heron. :marseyseethe:

__

you're telling me Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse won…. nothing? :mutttantrum:

__

yall so fricking weird yall know its because spiderverse was mostly black and poc driven neighbors got a right to be upset LOL :blacksoyjak:

__

Across the Spiderverse robbed :marseyrobber:

__

This winning over spiderman is insane :marseymalding:

Of course, we also have weebs :marseyneckbeard: acting smug over this :marseysmug2:.

“spider-verse was robbed” :marseysmug3:

__

Preschool twitter fighting for their life of Across the Spider-Verse not winning :marseysmug2:

__

them miguel fics and the yt cop girl with the bang doesn't mean it deserved an award cope and seeth :marseycopeseethedilate:

__

Wait Spiderverse didn't win anything at the rigged Globes? :marseysmug6:

It was basically the equivalent of jangling keys for babies. Except for a certain demo instead :chudsmug:

Now, this doesn't guarantee that The Boy and The Heron will win at the Oscars and apparently it only won at the Golden Globes because it has a more "International" :marseykamikaze: voting body now. Spiderverse is still the frontrunner for the Oscars. Still, the meltdown would be 100x this if Spiderverse were to lose at the Oscars. Hope they act based for once and piss all over capeshit this year but I'm not holding my breath over it :marseyshrug:.

!fellas !kino !anime

170
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

there are cartoon capeshit movies too??


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The best part about this is that anyone born in the 90s should know that its really no surprise a studio Ghibli/Miyazaki film won best animation. Ghibli's Spirited Away was literally the most successful animated film for decades after its release and helped put anime on the map for western audiences as potentially good. Capeshitters in shock that the literal GOAT of weebshit doing a passion project outshined mass produced garbage dont just have bad taste, but have zero knowledge of animated films in the first place.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Every one of ghiblis movies is such high quality work and I hate anime weebshit. Princess Mononoke is my favorite. My kids love that and spirited away. If any of you kings are unsure about weebshit and haven't seen these movies please watch them. Just look at the voice acting credits holy shit. True quality vs capeshit slop.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dubpleb detected

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Unless you speak fluent Nipponese, Dubs are the superior method of watching.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You can't read subs neighbor???

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If I wanted to read the story, I'd pick up the manga.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You read with your finger on the page huh?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1704757140424183.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseymagdump:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm not really into anime either but satoshi kan made some good ones. My favorite is Millennium Actress, one of my all time favorite movies.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

good pick.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Didn't liked single ghayblis “movies” watched couple of those with a girl because she wanted to watch those for romantic reason before getting in mood to make out.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Miyazaki is the only good anime. Other Chinese cartoons should be destroyed.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hes not the only good anime, but all the good anime has already been made.

>isekai

Twelve Kingdoms from the 90s still wrecks every trash show trying to emulate OMG ANOTHER FANTASY WORLD BROS!

>Sci-fi

Ghost in the Shell, both the movie and standalone complex. Ergo Proxy.

>action/adv

Berserk, DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho

>mystery

Decades of detective conan

>comedy

Gintama and nothing even comes close

>romance

Not gay enough to watch that shit

>avant garde

Angels Egg, Mind Game

>sports

Ping Pong

Its all been done before and much better than what new studios can even dream of accomplishing. Even the best upcoming show is literally just an ancient butt manga being brought back to life (uzumaki). They keep investing in gimmick because theyre too fricking bland to come up with anything good and original.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I haven't seen the latest Spiderverse movie, but I know the first one basically pioneered 3D animation with handcrafted dynamic FPS. I'm guessing the average professional animator would give it to Spiderverse over Ghibli.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>looks bad

B-B-BUT ITS A NEW PARADIIIIGM

KEEP YOURSELF SAFE :marseykys: ARTSTRAG LOL

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I run a software company.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>not even a paypig

!metashit FALSE ALARM


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047716467617147.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jfc I am blind lmao

:marseykneel: !metashit I'm the poor one

ME


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Harassing our UberPayPigs?

Carp carp carp....

:#carpdisagree:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseycheckmate:
:#@busstalking:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hello @Buss

How are you?

:marseywave2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

@gigachad_brony here's your chance

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Thanks king!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If you're so rich why haven't you given me any money?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Here's some gold. Don't spent it all at one place.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Tbh i wouldn't pay if i was rich

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#platyrich:


https://files.catbox.moe/ginbgb.jpg 学习雷锋好榜样忠于革命忠于党爱憎分明不忘本立场坚定斗志强立场坚定斗志强学习雷锋好榜样毛主席的教导记心上全心全意为人民共产主义品德多高尚共产主义品德多高尚

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!metashit yet ANOTHER BILLIONAIRE :marseysubmarine: RDRAMA :marseyoverseether: USER

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I run a prostitution ring in my backyard. Im a big deal in Texas

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's true I'm the ring

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Your bussy is the ring :horny:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I do live in a beach mansion and drive a custom bentley, but I'm not a billionaire kek.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Mhhhhm I'm sure

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I know better than to doxx myself to this place any more than I already have.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Also that doesn't make it look better :marseysaulgoodman: just cuz you allegedly run a company for some non descriptive software :marseywindows:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's nondescript because deep down I know you guys wouldn't respect it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you even respect it?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Let me guess, it's proprietary?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The 2D look on 3D was done already by Peanuts. I'm sure there's a lot of things Spiderverse improved or innovated but here's the thing when it comes vfx/hollywood animation, almost every major release they talk about how they developed a new software to achieve X effect or how many hours it took a specific frame to render.

And then you have youtubers like this who exaggerate shit. Like at one point in the video he talks about how great it is that they have characters properly interacting with the environment like Miles hitting a car or some people in the background while running. That's "great" if all you're used to is cheap and lazy animated works. You have that in dime a dozen Pixar/Disney works that no one even talks about.

Like his analysis of that Jurassic Park 2 scene is nitpicky and I hate that movie. He tries to make every minor continuity error as some sort of scene discombobulating issue. There's a reason he has to pause and go over certain "mistakes" multiple times because they're barely noticeable in motion. Like almost everytime he says he can't see the character, you can see the character and I'm on my phone watching a guy in a youtube vid show it to me on his shitty monitor. Or when he asks where that "door" came from. They're in a place with buildings on both sides and you can see that in establishing shot. Do you need to be shown that specific entrance prior to that shot to not be confused by its existence?

It's not a particularly good scene but his "analysis" is worse and I'm sure he thinks Jurassic Park 1 is well directed even though it contains similar "mistakes".

@bartendercel

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Exactly this

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Good post and thank you for your service as a wordswordswords veteran, I was not going to sit through that shit beyond clicking around for a few things to point out.

>he pointed out how environmental interaction is possible now in 3d

Thats an awful take to have too, because it basically means that 3D JUST NOW is capable of doing a thing hand drawn animation was able to do from its literal inception.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You can make a technical marvel (pun intended) but its still not enough to outshine and impress. I dont really care that the camera is its own character, I dont care that MOST 2D doesnt do what a 3D render does more easily (but can still be done with enough work), i dont care about dynamic FPS. When it comes to animation I care about how it looks and how it flows. Id pick a pixar film over spiderverse because it just frankly looks and flows better. Its why Hazbin Hotel was beyond solid, the whole thing just oozed fluid movement on top of a unique enough design. Its also why Uzumaki is going to be anime of the year when it releases, the whole thing just oozes soul and passion and looks great

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

OK, but Spiderverse looks sick to me so going to agree to disagree.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Thats fine, just dont seethe about more people thinking anime > capeshit

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm a weeb and like both. I think people are prone to undersell the quality of art because it's Marvel.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

People are prone to undersell the quality art that is Marvel, you see, by literally making the same movie and changing the gimmick behind the powers, we have real serious art and not mass produced garbage, i bet that you disagree because you're a chu-

:#marseyyikes: :#soysnootypefast: :#!marseysmug3:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm also a chud. But I can use my brain to evaluate the art quality without defaulting to its brand associations.

ngl your post feels like horsesoy theory at work.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

they're making a Uzumaki anime? frick that shit

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yes and the quality is fricking insane:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

not gonna watch it, i read that shit when I was like 12 and regret it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:siren: WARNING! WARNING! THIS USER HAS BEEN INFECTED BY SPIRALS! DO NOT APPROACH OR STARE AT THE INDIVIDUAL! MAINTAIN PROPER DISTANCE AT ALL TIMES! :siren:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

IHATESPIRALSIHATESPIRALSIHATESPIRALS

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I dont watch anime but Spirited Away is excellent even outside of the genre

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It really is. If I ever go to Japan I'm going to stay at the traditional hotel that served as the film sets inspiration. Its actually insane how beautiful the exterior and rooms are though the hallways are creepy af

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

a man who has never experienced 90s kino

:marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.giphy.com/media/GgJAfbEneiDLi/giphy.webp


This is the official position of C-SPAN. If you have any questions or comments, please call and say something unhinged.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>a man who has never experienced 90s kino

:#zoomertearsgenocide: :#boomerportrait:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm movie is probably the most humanizing Bruce Wayne portrayal.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

HOW SO? :marseyconfused:

ALSO MOST OF ROGUE GALLERY ARE WHITE CRIMINALS, ESPECIALLY WHITE COLLARED CRIMINALS. BATMAN, LIKE I, SHOULD BELIEVE THAT WHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Only time (AFAIK) he tried to seek happiness as actual human bean Bruce Wayne instead as the Dark Knight Batman on his eternal crusade.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This neighbor living in batman :marseylaughwith!:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047370105258555.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseynodox:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

smh imagine never experiencing Mark Hamill as The Joker.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'll have you know I played all the Arkham vidya

:#marseyzoomer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Did he voice The Joker there?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

He is lying

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

carp i wont blame you as he didnt make much movies after the 2000s but if you tell me you have no idea what Spirited Away/ My Neighbour Totoro is you should at least go and watch it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oh I know what those are (NOT seen WILL NOT see), I'm talking about the spider man thing


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

(NOT seen WILL NOT see)

:#marseykingcrown:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Based carp. Weebshitters in shambles.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Carp is that really you ? I have feelings your personality changed

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They have always existed but mostly as direct to dvd flicks. This one was a rare big budget theatrical release.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I wish I had your obviousness to anything that isn't people dying

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Across the Spiderverse is a legit good movie, one of the best I saw last year, but I'm not sure it broke any cinematic ground or whatever is needed to win a goldie

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

that's how it was before the live action

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Death to capeshit, glory to the emperor :marsey40k: :marsey40k: :marsey40k:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>Death to capeshit, glory to the emperor :marsey40k: :marsey40k: :marsey40k:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1704733914445047.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The typical sm player. Real men play rhe lost and the darned

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/45/20/754520124ef54047f6a1f3faba963679.jpg !g*mers remember this 1%er Biker kino? :marseykino: :marseybiker:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

honestly gta iv might even be the best one

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047362737221.webp

you traitorous frick

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

neighbor what's that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You upvoted BWC calling me a soy :grr: :grr: :grr:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>You upvoted BWC calling me a soy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047370818351426.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

sorry :marseyteehee: king i dont like warhammer :marseytzeentch: at all

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

San Andreas


https://files.catbox.moe/ginbgb.jpg 学习雷锋好榜样忠于革命忠于党爱憎分明不忘本立场坚定斗志强立场坚定斗志强学习雷锋好榜样毛主席的教导记心上全心全意为人民共产主义品德多高尚共产主义品德多高尚

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

TBOGT is overall the best one for modding, given its fun parachute.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

more fun than GTA V :marseyboomer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I remember in GTA5 watching Trevor beat the PC of that game to death after assfricking his gf for meth.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Warhammer and capeshit are sold in the same shops :marseynoooticer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.


Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.