My review of Napoleon (⭐⭐⭐⭐🕳️)

Josephine's costumes were pretty good although the fabric choices seemed off for 2 or 3 gowns (the silhouette was still correct). The main problem was her hair. She wore it down for most of the movie. This isn't Bridgerton, it should be UP :marseyraging:

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Also I watched the opening scene like 12 times. Is something wrong me? Should I leave now for WPD?

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>Women in charge of reviewing kino

Repeal the 19th

Jewish lives matter

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I started watching it earlier and turned off about 20 minutes in.

Did Ridley Scott forget that color exists? Why tf is it all so grey?

And I couldn't believe Phoenix as Napoleon at all.

No way I was gonna sit through 2.5 hours of that shit.

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The real problem with it isn't how long it is, but how short it is. You can't cover all that military history in one movie and shoehorn in some relationship drama on top of it. Incredibly shallow movie.

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Haven't watched it and probably won't, but the entire life of Napoleon is too long to capture in one film. Could be interesting to capture one period of his life, like Downfall did for Adi

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Ridley Scott is a hack. He's had lightning in a bottle a few times, Blade Runner, Alien and Gladiator, but the rest of his works are shit-tier. Guy probably huffs his own farts and is surrounded by yes men.

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Wrong.

He's a filthy British c*nt though.

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The movie isn't poorly directed, I think it felt a bit unfocused and pacing was an issue.

Ridley Scott is still a great director, but he doesn't write and literally just directs the script he's given.

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I think this is what you have to keep in mind. Replace Joaquin with a competent actor, tighten up the script a bit and mention the Louisiana Purchase and you have a solid 8-9/10 movie.

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I thought Joaquin was good, but the movie just meandered and focused on the least interesting things

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No he was bad

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omg you're so cool you don't like Joaquin Phoenix

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Thanks :)

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Good

There's a 4 hour cut coming

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Also I watched the opening scene :marseyarthoe3: like 12 times. Is something wrong :marseyakshually: me? Should :marseynorm: I leave :marseypeaceout: now for WPD?

:#taynod:

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:#marseynapoleon2:

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I like the wavy lines so you know she has a stinky kitty

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:#marseybrap:

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lmao those stink lines

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found the incel

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>kitty scene is v funny when someone yells out "it's a :marseytrain:!" at the start and every piece of dialogue lines up perfectly

>final battle with the British squares was almost decent

Otherwise a snoozefest, save your time.

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:#marseybooba: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseycatgirl5:

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"here's why Napoleon is a literal cuck just like you! You're better than him!"

slave movie for the mass mind :thumbsdown:

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Looks like shit, scott is a hack

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I thought it was pretty shit tbh

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Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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