Incredibly boring shit seen on a hospital tv in the middle of the night

Being stuck in bed awake all night I figured I would take the opportunity to check out just what kind of trash is available on the hospital TV. This is an extremely primitive system that hasn't been upgraded in decades so it doesn't have advanced features like a guide to wtf the channels are. Let's see what's out there.

Miss Congeniality 2 (2005)

Bombed so hard that I never knew it existed. They took the cast from the original and gave them a terrible script. The jokes are so lame and predictable I'm insulted that I'm expected to laugh.

Public Access TV

It's exactly how it's always been my whole life.

• NASA

• Democracy Now

• weird piano lessons

• incomprehensible shit made by local people with the early 1990s equipment provided for free by public access

• serious arguments about road plans in various suburbs

• yoga for geezers

Mom

Sitcom about a family of multiple generations of women who are fricked up. Actually makes fun of women in a non-superficial way. Sometimes watchable if you're lucky (and desperate).

Religious Channels

There's all kinds on a wide spectrum of how sleazy they are. One almost seemed sincere. They all want your money.

So there you go, that's the most exciting discoveries I made on this adventure. Honestly I thought there would be more.