Matthew Vaughan is some (((hollywood))) director who once made a good film. He then made a decent popular spy film called Kingsman 
which he followed up with 2 mostly bad sequels where he was huffing his own farts in the Kingsman Cinematic Universe TM.
Apple has now spent the GDP of a small nation to make a 4th KCU film and the results are quite funny
1. There is a hilarious looking CGI marsey in the film 
2. Henry Caville 
is marketed as the lead but has literally 3 minutes of screen time and the nerds are mad 
3. Reviews are literally terrible. The writer has 5 films on his resume and the dire Ice Age 6 
is the best reviewed . 
4. The entire marketing of the film is based around some mystery of who the title character is (it isn't the cat 
). But turns out that when the film was announced they spoiled the whole plot in the press release 
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1412771411299647497 (it's actually the fat chick)
Tim Apple will be taking out his anger on his Chinese slaves tonight 
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Never liked the movies judging by the trailers. Looked like a frat boy version of mission impossible.
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She's insecure. The only reason why she would put such a repulsive image on her Tinder is to stand out. It's the same in bed too, she probably grunts like a bison to make herself seem special even though she is most likely devoid of an ounce of personality. Better to just swipe right. Or left, I don't really know, whichever direction is the one that makes you ignore someone. I don't use Tinder because it's misleading - people shouldn't use an application as a substitute to real life talk. Stats show that around 0.78% people actually hook up with their Tinder match. 99% of them are either "catfish" or bots. What a God darn time waste. I'm pretty sure most people only use it to farm karma points, I doubt anyone expects to find an actual girl there. It's just Redditors talking to Redditors and Redditors talking to bots programmed to sound like engaging women.
Snapshots:
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1412771411299647497:
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