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2001: A Space Odyssey is pretentious pointless trash

I've been avoiding to watch this shit all my life because I kind of knew this will be one of Kubrick most pretentious movies but holy shit I didn't expect that. It felt more like a showcase of what 1968 technology could do with movies or something with a pretentious allegory tucked in and that's it, so many long fricking scenes with pretty effects, so. fricking. boring. Maybe it even revolutionized some movie stuff or the allegory was smart, I don't give a frick, the movie as a movie was empty and pointless with a basic disjointed plot, empty characters, long boring scenes full of nothing and an ending that only cared about the fricking allegories but not an actual plot

How the frick do people talk so highly about this shit, are pretentious fricks incapable of being genuine once in their lives?

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Lmao modern capeshitters cannot comprehend a movie unless it has a well defined story arc and a clear villain for them to hate. I wish modern directors were more willing to experiment with cool scenes instead of sticking to building plot all the time.

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Yes I have to be a capeshitter to not appreciate 2 fricking hours of pretty colours in my face watching them like a fricking invalid and then pretending I watched something mind bending. No characters, no plot, not anything actually interesting, just pretty colours and pretentious allegories.

Go watch a benchmark, it's prettier than this. I suggest 3DMark Advanced Edition

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