Best movies that have no female characters

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Lawrence of Arabia

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:marseyimam: :marseyarabcelebration:

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You can't have colors in the desert! You just can't! Everything must be beige with a yellow filter! (Every modern goyslop director)

David Lean:

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:#gigachad4:

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!kino cut :marseychefkiss:

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:#marseyhmm: :#marseyturkroach:

What did they mean with this?

:#marseymayo:

!kino !historychads

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The real T.E. Lawrence says he was r*ped in Turkish jail, but modern historians think he had a gay r*pe fetish and made it up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._E._Lawrence#Sexuality

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:bussy#boy:

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HOMOPHOBE! HE'S A HOMOPHOBE!!

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I watched this, expecting a good evening of zero foid nonsense. Suddenly there's a scene with foids in some stupid box, and a scene with foids screaming, probably about how much they want to frick Chad. This movie definitely isn't safe for incel.

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Definitely not The Shiek lmao

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Das Boot

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Master and Commander

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lots of twinks though

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The ultimate guys just being guys movie. We're about to discover evolution... Hold on there's even more important guy stuff to do.

It's like The Last of the Mohicans if the girls hadn't been tagging along.

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Lol some model I follow on Insta to whack off to her pics specifically called this movie out as something that does not inspire her. I had to stop gooning for .000465 seconds to chuckle at that one.

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Easy one...

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The Thing :marseything2:

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The chess computer is female.

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the thing (1982)

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:marseyakshually: there was the mermaid played by a woman

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I knew there would be someone like you

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A bridge too far. Das boot. Master and commander. Pick a war movie

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Incorrect, there's female villagers that get murdered and almost r*ped.

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Why am I not surprised that Oliver Stone would project that on my dad.

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Huh?

:#marseyconfused2:

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Oliver Stone is notorious for being a leftoid wingcuck. That's his entire career.

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What's that got to do with your (presumably Korean) dad?

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First of all I've told my dad's entire life story. This neighbor was on La Rue Sans Joie as the Algerians called it. That's one of my gimmicks.

Second. Koreans were a large part of that war.

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I'm still a bit fuzzy on how your dad's military history connects to attrocities against Vietnamese civilians as portrayed by Oliver Stone, unless he was uncharacteristically chatty for a former war criminal.

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12 Angry Men

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>Inception

Lmao, I can't tell if this is another letterboxd foid mad at Nolan for killing the protagonist's wife, or a big brained way of saying all of Ellen Page's characters are also retroactively :marseytrain:s

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DARN. Women make the best unintentional reccomendations.

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Beverly Crusher and the flight attendant who has to endure Jack Ryan's neurodivergent sarcasm: "What are we, chopped liver?"

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Darn you're right

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The Muppet Christmas Carol

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So I've been thinking about this while reading through some of these entries and I wonder... I think you might actually see an inverse correlation between score and prominence of women across the movies in the IMDB top 100. I don't actually care enough to check this myself but it would be great rage bait if true.

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Here's the IMDB movies with the biggest difference in ratings between men and women. Make of this what you will. But you should note that all the highest women films are pop :marseyfunko: trash made for children in the past few decades, while men prefer films that are artistic triumphs made for adults.

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The thing

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Honorable mention to The Hateful Eight where the only foid is the main antagonist :marseyfoidretard: who gets executed by a :marseysaluteconfederacy: and a :marseyblack:

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I hate this gay butt movie so much

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:#marseydisneytalking:

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MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE.

BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY.

FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS

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5.7mm

For the divorcee, :marseytrain:-employing, ambien-addicted webmaster who absolutely needs to kill everything in the room (and he's the only person in the room)

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