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clint eastwood is a shitty director and always has been

Everything Eastwood has directed post that movie where he yells at Filipino kids has been treated with kid gloves, because he's been 100 years old for ages and every expects all his releases to be his last. So when he releases an absolute stinker critics will sort of acknowledge that the movie is poorly directed but still give it a charity thumbs up.

But he's never been a good director, even when he was a spry 60 year old back in the 80s. He's gotten worse, for sure, and he basically stopped 'directing' actively now that's he old enough to get a letter from the Queen (he apparently has a bunch of assistants that do everything for him on set, it's not clear what his input is aside from choosing a script) but he's ALWAYS been incredibly lazy. Every movie he's made that has been passable has been so on the basis of a strong script and performances (Million Dollar Baby, some of his westerns) from actors that don't need direction. But when he's put out to sea without either of those things you can see that his 'directorial style' amounts to pointing the camera at whichever actor is moving the most and making the most noise, giving them one take and if they don't get it right frick it, cut and print. Lighting or sound fricked up? Who cares, no one pays attention to that.

it's sad because he's always been kind of based, and it's funny that he keeps casting relatively young women to frick him for the movies in which he acts. nothing funnier than a full-blown decrepit 90 year old being blown by a Hollywood-faced 45 year old woman pretending she's a similar age as him

like every year some retatd studio executive has 20 million to burn and decides to give it to clint eastwood to barely direct some movie about a horse rider who gets sad about mexico or sum shit

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One of my favorite Eastwood movies is High Plains Drifter (1973). That movie goes completely against type, the genre, his normal cool Blondie persona. He r*pes a foid like 10 mins into the movie. He plays a complete scumbag who is dead set on revenge and doesn't care how he gets it done.

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of course u like the r*pe one. youve always been sooo desperate for eastwood to frick you

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:arousedpizz#ashill:

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He's never :marseyitsover: seen it. He thinks you mean Play Misty For Me he hasn't seen anything :marseycoleporter: pre-2003. Another fricking :marseytom: zoomer.

He has no fricking :marseytom: clue what he's talking about.

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Yeah, I got that from how he didn't reference anything from before 2000, which was when Eastwood did most of his work.

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Lmao I specifically reference his westerns, and everyone on earth has seen Play Misty For Me. You can very clearly see how lazy his directing is, even if statistically he released more good movies pre-2000. No single person on earth has seen his entire filmography. Seethe harder cute twink

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Nearly nobody here has seen Play Misty For Me. You overestimate how many people watch that many movies, let alone movies made before they were born.

The polite term for his directing style is minimalist. I agree that, at times and especially the older he got, that only becomes more and more euphemistic.

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“Minimalist” directors still have flourishes and interesting perspective. Eastwood more or less considers directing to be when you have the camera running at least nearby to the actors. Nothing in his movies is indicative of any kind of planning on his part

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Considering some 'minimalist' directors, the guy knows when to call cut and that's a skill many of them don't have. So while he might not have the flourishes, he's not letting things meander. That's also a choice.

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I suppose. He doesn't frick around in terms of pacing but I figured that was good editing (also - he never does more than two takes if anything so I always assumed the short scenes were due to not having any coverage)

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:#marseyoctopus4:

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Letters from Iwo Jima is great, keep yourself safe

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I like that how the Personal Life section of his Wikipedia page is its own article and focuses squarely on detailing just how much kitty he's gotten (lots).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_life_of_Clint_Eastwood

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:#soysnooseethe:

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Unforgiven is pure kino

Deserve's got nothing to do with it

:marseybountyhunter#talking:

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You are a liar and a free speech hater. Eugenics != genocide

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Million Dollar Baby is undeniably a good movie that he directed.

Therefore, you are wrong and also an r-slured cute twink.

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If you could read, my OP explicitly acknowledges Million Dollar Baby as one of his good films. If you direct a movie every six months for fifty years many of them are bound to be good

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>he's a bad director and always has been

>btw half his movies are good, so those dont count

keep yourself safe you r-slurred cute twink

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They are good in spite of him, not because of him. Great reading comprehension. Drink my melted shit you complete fricking peepeesucker

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>good things are good in spite of him

>bad things are bad because of him

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very cool analysis my dude. great post

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Yeah you r-slur, because I'm film literate I can make that analysis. Caveman level insight here

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>I'm film literate

:#marseyemojirofl:

IM FILM LITERATE

:#soysnootypefasttalking:

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MOVIE BAD MUST BE BAD MAN, MOVIE GOOD MUST BE GOOD MAN

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