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Holy shit that show is so bad. I'd say that I'm slightly "I fricking love science" inclined (as some of you might've seen from one of my recent posts), but this shit drove even me mad. There's so much pseudoscientific, pseudophilosophical pretentious bullshit, my eyes rolled so far back I could see my own brain. Everything is bad about it, everything. The idea is stupid, the plot is r-slurred, the actors are trash, the neo-dudebro dialogue is cringe, the whole idea with the alien VR is like the Matrix if it was released 30 years too late and made as gay as possible.

God, I've watched 2 episodes of this and I'm not watching another one. Absolute trash. And don't tell me the book is better, I don't believe it. There's nothing salvageable here. Everything is bad and I could list it for hours

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The books work because all of the nonsense comes entirely from Chinese characters, so you can be like “Hm, Chinese people have an unique view on science and philosophy, influenced by their cultural revolution, how interesting”

But in the Netflix version it's all these terrible Western actors saying shit that clearly doesn't come from Western science and philosophy, so it all seems hokey.

And you're right, the hyper real VR aspect came about 20 years too late, a hundred other shows have already done it, so it has zero appeal.

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I watched a girl get dehydrated and rolled up like a used carpet as I was laughing my butt off, and the next scene they're philosophizing about the existence of God and intelligent design and I'm supposed to take it seriously

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hokey

It would be really kino if they came out with a modern iteration of Hokey Wolf

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It's chinkshit, what did you expect? :marseycitrusshrug:

I watched the first episode and it was so convoluted it reminded me of Westworld season 3

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It's chinkshit

See I didn't know that. I thought it was produced my Netflix (not to say that is much better)

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The book is chinkshit. Slopflix made an adaptation but it still keeps the essence

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It's Benioff and Weiss shit which is 100 times worse than chinkshit

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Lol i tried that 3rd season of Westworld and I tried watching ep 1 3-4 times and fell asleep every time.

It's a shame cuz the first season ruled, I liked how they told the story and how all the pieces came together by the end of S1

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Season 1 was fantastic, Westworld should have been left as a miniseries.

Season 2 entered Nolanesque dogshit territory.

Season 3 was a generic, boring cyberpunk slop, I didn't even bother watching season 4. The second season was already weak but they went downhill after leaving the park which was kind of the show main attractive (cowboys and robots).

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>I've watched 2 episodes of this and I'm not watching another one

Coward. If something makes you this angry you have AN OBLIGATION to see it through and review it, in excruciating enraged detail, for /h/kino.

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Might just say frick it and do that

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Watch the chinese version, western pigdog

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It's a good show. Episode 5 was amazing.


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fr, this is just like people who talk shit about the new Velma series on HBO. Chuds just hate quality television

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I'm happy you're enjoying it but I'm not sticking around to find out why

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the friendships in the show are so bad and forced.

the dialogue is terrible

the show only gets worse. its bad.

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I like the books. Am I r-slurred or is the show just bad?

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Never read the books so :marseyshrug:

The show has a high rating on IMDB so it's not like it's one of those shows that everyone agrees is bad. I wouldn't feel the need to validate my hate for it here if that was the general consensus.

If you decide to watch the show make sure to tell us how closely it follows the book

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My favourite part of the books is when the guy holding the mutual self destruction device gets replaced by a woman and the aliens immediately end world peace and invade because they know she's too stupid to press the button. Is that in the show?

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Only 2 episodes in so far so idk

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:#marseynoyouglow:

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