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Rich people get Ozempic, poor people get body positivity :marseybigbrain: - [South Park: The End of Obesity]

https://movies7.to/movie/south-park-the-end-of-obesity-jwlr4/1-1

The only thing better than watching a 1 hour comedic take on current social issues is to follow that up with an 11 minute slop video essay that tells you what you should think about the thing that tells you what you should think

PS not sure if posting links to actual hosted content bad, but we'll find out

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we already have a miracle weight :marseyoverheadpress: loss drug, it's called nicotine. the government demonizes it because they want to keep the population fat

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I started doing pouches but haven't noticed a decrease in appetite yet

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It wasn't really a callout so much as "people who aren't rich have to rely on body positivity". They didn't mention any of her various controversies


https://i.rdrama.net/images/171640723830995.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716407238178262.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17164072380107207.webp

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Yeah, ngl, it's been pretty satisfying seeing all the body positivity cult on tiktok get increasingly mad at all their celeb icons that used to preach bp start using ozempic.

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Yeah kinda reminds me of that episode about how the cure for AIDS is like $500k cash ground up and injected straight into your blood.

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It's one of those things where it's not really personal and she just happened to be the one picked to represent the body positivity movement. They probably had several celebs to go with but felt Lizzo was the funniest.

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Could have done Amy Schumer, think everyone hates her now for whatever reason (when they should hate her for being fat)

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Ozempic is fat genocide and should be banned.

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Once they designate Ozempic as "gender-affirming care" then we'll have to subsidize the poors getting it too sadly

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Gender affirming is becoming fat enough to pass, though

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back in my day we just did crack

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maybe fatasses of all backgrounds should eat less

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what kind of weirdo streams pirated stuff instead of just downloading it :hmph:

https://mega.nz/file/ebJ3yLbb#Uj_gj9aDXWkbq17yI5dbrwovtW8IWI_Rp_I0ITleAqo

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:#ipgrabber:

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Nothing to hide. My appetite is huge and your IP address is: 38.222.235.8

Mercy to your soul (snap)

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Does it even work?

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lots of rich people are doing it so I'm guessing yes if you have the money to pay for a medical team

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and similar drugs now yield an average weight loss of 15 to 20 percent, significantly higher than previous options. About one-third experience around 10 percent loss of body weight

Keep in mind these are people with no willpower, so it works extremely well.

Of course people like to appeal-to-nature shit because chemicals are scary

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It works so well that in some cases it causes paralysis of your stomach and your body becomes largely unable to digest any food at all.

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It's gonna be fascinating if in like three years every hollywood and media personality drops dead because it turns out that just like the previous 100 miracle weight loss drugs, this one was literal poison

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Neat another pirate site.

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They made the moms look so weird, they should milfed them out more

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How is it better :marseyindignant:

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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the capybara. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Aevann around the bean bag forts. His squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Dramatards build up an intoxicating, delirious state with "dude bussy lmbo" chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Aevann-toy with brooms if he tries to escape. Carp would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning r-slur verses. He runs through the bean bag maze skinny and malnourished, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the capybara. Sweat gushing down his, face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!”. The Codescapybara screeches defensively but Whorist Florist is upon him in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into his flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcemed about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds his mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on the Carp's dehydrated peepee.

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