New Star Slop is out, and it's exactly what you'd expect from people who believe that Jewish lives matter :gay:

https://x.com/TheWrap/status/1798118535987876159

No I haven't watched it. It's Not For Me and I'm not getting memed into watching any more Disney wars sloppa.

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Redditors saw (of course they did) and even most of them found it lame and gay

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1d7wnzd/the_acolyte_review_this_star_wars_prequel_series/

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This is what happens when you treat your historically powerful IP as vessels for revenue and not cherished, borderline holy worlds that ought to be thoughtfully managed. Disney has capitalismed Star Wars into the shadow realm.

Capitalism is when TV is bad

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Why are they blamimg capitalism for commies pushing their ideology and agenda onto everything?

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Because capitalists watched them and didn't lift a finger to stop them

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capitalism makes their agenda look lame and gay it's like when ur mom starts wearing the same pants as u

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You kind of can't deny that this is a flaw of capitalism. Rope with which to hang them and all. I say this as someone who's pro-helicopter

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commies out here talking about lynching when they should be doing jump rope

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Yeah, that's the problem with star wars, the creators are too focused on creating a financially successful product and are unwilling to sacrifice money in favour of a pseudo-religious vision.

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Capitalism is when you reduce profits for ideological reasons? Of course, it all makes so much sense now

Ironically, it's treating this shit like holy works (to spread the good word and change the cultcha) that's the problem

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cherished, borderline holy worlds that ought to be thoughtfully managed

Starshittericide when?

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So that's how they gonna cope when it fails miserably? Blame it on those darn dirty chuds who didnt watch it? This shtick has gotten so, so old :marseytabletired2:

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That was their marketing strategy since before it even released.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17175951694059873.webp

Kathleen has made it her #1 goal since taking over star wars ten years ago to bring women viewers in as her main demographic. So how do you blame the men? Either blame yourself for completely failing to bring women in, or blame women for not supporting your product enough. But don't blame men. You actively chose to cast them off. Just another example in the pile of women being fricking useless and stupid.


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It's called Star WARS, not Star FEELINGS, hon. :marseynails:

It's dude shit.

(R2D2 is a lesbian tho)

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Megacorp studios need to stop feeling entitled to chud viewership, we don't owe you anything sweaty

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Direct to streaming is kind of a built in coping mechanism because you don't have to release numbers and you can just say it did fine without any plausible deniability

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Remember when the original Star Wars came out and gay people watched and they liked it?

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That was so long ago you are one of the few people left alive who remember.

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I'm not really that old... :marseysad:

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That's because, at heart, it's a love story about a philandering bisexual twunk and his loyal, gentle-hearted bear lover

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Han and Luke? Chewbacca and Han? R2d2 and c3pio?

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Yes

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>gayest star wars yet

just let it die....

:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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Gayest StarWars sounds more like a condemnation than anything else.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17176129607511344.webp

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Ye.

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I love the reddit comments. "it's not the worst show ever, but ill keep watching". Neighbor do something with your life.

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If you don't watch, the misogynist trolls win

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FREE MY NEIGHBOR GLUP SHITTO

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