“Sully” is the most r-slurred movie ever made

Clint Eastwood directed a “true story” movie starring noted dog abortionist Tom Hanks based on the guy who landed a plane in the Hudson River when it hit some birds (not that impressive imo).

Unfortunately the crash landing itself lasted like two minutes real time and everything before that was a normal flight, so how do you stretch that to 90 mins??

Eastwood wholesale invents a whole plot after the crash about a government agency investigating the crash and pretends the pilot played by Hanks is at risk of being blamed for it. It's the only stakes at play because we all know the plane will land safely and at that point in the movie it already had.

I mean there was a real inquest into the crash but the pilot was never at any time going to be blamed for the crash, he was already a hero. It was basically just a formality.

Eastwood also casts the lady who played the Breaking Bad wife to play the main government instigator who tries to blame Hanks and is pure fiction. Character is basically rage bait to make wingcucks screech about how you can't even be a hero anymore without big government sucking the c*m from your balls in a bad way

This is the second in my series of 150 posts about Eastwood being an awful director