If someone had Roman Polanski at gunpoint and was putting off his murder to watch him squirm what would he say while pleading for his life?

"Please, no, oh god: the child I drugged and anally r*ped was actually 8,000 years old."

Still weird France hasn't extradited him.

According to the judge, allowing Polanski to be returned to American law enforcement would be an "obviously unlawful" act, depriving the filmmaker of his freedom and civil liberty.

Nooooo you can't imprison a child male feminist nooooooo that's wrooooooong. He's served his punishment by never serving his sentence! Please no it's wrooooooong!

>In June 2023, Polanski was sued in the Los Angeles Superior Court by a woman who alleged that he r*ped her at his home in 1973 after supplying her with tequila shots. The woman was said to be under the age of 18 at the time of the alleged incident.[132] Polanski, who is set to face a civil trial for this allegation, had his trial date set for August 2025.

Surely he'll encounter justice this time...