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I have a confession to make. I have never watched any :marseyme: movies. What are the best and worst to watch?

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Watch The Naked Gun. OJ in his second best performance (you know his first best). Also, Leslie Nielsen is :marseyme:

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Nightcrawler, Brokeback Mountain, or the Notebook !kino

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You should watch the blockbuster hit The Marvels!

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Con Air

Just look at that cast

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All that talent but it's got Nicholas Cage in it so it sucks butt just like every other movie :marseynostalgiacritic: he's ever been in.

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WTF YOU YAKE THST BACK YOU SWINE!!!! NICKY CAGE JS THE BEST AVTOR TO HAVE WVER LIVED!!!! WTF IS WROONG WITH YOU?????

:#marseyraging:

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One time in high school :marseygrad: someone was trying to compliment :marseyflirt: me and they said I look like him. Then they had to apologize :marseyapolocheese: because they saw how much that hurt me. :marseysad:

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Wtf is :m#arseyapolocheese:

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Try Pig. It's set in Portland and it's like John Wick, if he solved his problems by cooking instead of shooting.

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It's crazy to think that three of these people are dead now.

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Quintessential :marseyme: Goose kino is Drive, Blade Runner 2049 & The Place Beyond the Pines. Non-:marseyme: films that feature him but are just good include Fracture, The Big Short, Lars and the Real Girl, The Nice Guys and (supposedly, haven't seen it yet) The Fall Guy. Situational Goose kino is Barbie and La La Land (i.e. you will either love or hate them). The Gray Man was garbage, avoid at all cost. The rest is left to your discretion

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what do you think about Only God Forgives

felt to me like a literally me version of Oscar bait :marseysquint:

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It was uncomfortable, but also just like me. I've never hunted my libertarian brother's police executioner or fingered my mother's corpse, but I really felt like he has. Being the loser neurodivergent who's capable and your psycho family treats you like shit for being the loser neurodivergent but expects you to fix everything because you're the only one able to resist the generational BPD curse and keep your shit together, all full of awkward silences.

:#marseymespecial:

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The Gray Man was garbage

I liked it. :marseyshrug:

He ran around shooting people, so that's good enough for an action movie. :marseycool:

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Drive and La La Land are good

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La La Land is two hour Hollywood selfsuck.

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>DAE WHITE :marseyblops2chadcel: GUYS MOST REALEST JAZZ FANS???

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How dare a white person enjoy jazz lmao

@MarseyIsMyWaifu fricking poser

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Whypipo can like whatever :marseytippinghand: they want, it's just cringe :marseywoozy: :marseycringe: to make it your personality (or a fictional character's personality, in this case).

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Call me reddit but it's kinda embarrasing to judge people for liking something because of their race.

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Sorry, I don't make the rules. Fedora :marseyneckbeard: tipping male feminists are cringe :marseyyikes: and pathetic :marseycryingclown: yt libs that simp for anything :marseycoleporter: Black-coded are cringe :marseysmug3: too.

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Black-coded

:#soysnootypefast:

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Watch out, I might use neopronouns next time.

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Jazz is not "black coded" lmao it's not the 50s.

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let people enjoy things

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I'm not white. I'm not black, either, but a secret third thing

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mystery meat

I'm calling you mystery meat from now on

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That's what I call my peepee

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Watch the nice guys and lars and the real girl

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The first half of Crazy Stupid Love (idk what the second half is like I've never seen it)

Drive is a decent action movie

Blade Runner 2049 is cool

The Place Beyond the Pines was good

The Nice Guys is fricking hilarious

The Big Short his character is great

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Jingle All The Way is two hours of slapstick shenanigans. Plus every twenty minutes, Sinbad shows up and you're like "oh yeah, Sinbad is in this" before immediately forgetting again

If you want similar mindlessness with an Arnold on the screen, Carpool is basically the same movie but with Tom Arnold instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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DRIVE

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Ten Commandments, the passion of the Christ and Star Wars Rogue One are acceptable

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As Good as it Gets and Notting Hill

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Green door

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