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Pride Month movie review - Groove 2000

Groove is a movie from 2000 depicting the completly non existent underground rave scene that never happened in San Francisco, years after techno music was declared dead and well before daredevil sandstorm became culturally relevant.

The movie is critically acclaimed because of the number of homosexuals in the movie, far higher than even current day star wars films. The film takes a brave and novel approach similar to Battle Royale or God's Not Dead in shoving as many subplots and side characters as possible to cover up the lack of character development or a story.

The main character is a straggot who takes drugs and falls in love with a biogirl. Yeah that's about all you need to know about him, other than being a massive nerd and a real subtle go to college meme.

Some dudes break into an abandoned warehouse and set up bad lighting and some turntables for awful djs to playawful music and do bad transitions between tracks.

Theres more cute twinks than straggots in the film, from a monogamous homo couple (lol) to dude who cheats on his girlfriend with a guy to a wide variety of drug dealers and even a dude dressed in highlighters. There's even a foid furry girl in it how embarrassing.

At some point nick Offerman (a cop) shows up to break up the party so they have to move seamlessly into another warehouse in an hour with better lighting. The tard wrangler tries to bluff the cops and fails.

Theres a wide variety of modern archetypes from DJs who think they can make a career doing this to prideful drug users to prideful homosexuals of nearly every stripe. The film needs more trans people to become watchable but I think it's close to representing the degeneracy of modern amerikkka. There's also a lot of white people so we can't have that.

Overall 17/25

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Maybe AHS needs a new flair for these sort of subs. At their core lies destructive nihilism. We cannot be entirely sure what exactly their ideology is. Everything is hidden behind many layers of irony and postmodernist obscurantism. We can safely assume they're fascists but they will never spell it out. Their main goal isn't to spread a message anyway. Their main goal is to destroy meaningful debate.

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