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Are you a frustrated script writer? Do you want 500 hundred drama coins for indulging 911roofer's bizarre obsession? Do you think television has too many terrible Family Man ripoffs but not enough terrible rick and morty ripoffs?

Than I have got the contest for you!

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“We need more bland uninspired Rick and Morty ripoffs. Imagine a sane sober responsible grandfather figure talking his grandson on after-school adventures to other worlds. Except every one is an ideology American conservatives hate taken to it's logical extreme. A visit to an Arabian nights style fantasy world is cut short when terrorist-shaped holes in the world with machine guns began destroying everything because “only God can create. Man cannot”. Tim's love interest of the week dies in his arms as his grandfather frantically repairs his magic car.

“What the frick are those grandpa!”

“Watch your goddam language. “

Hits something in the car

“They're an unsubtle and obvious metaphor for the loss and neglect of traditional Islamic and Middle eastern art and literature at the hands of a Shia orthodoxy that has embraces a twisted heroic nihilism concept of martyrdom and Platonic philosopher kings and a Sunni ideology married to 1930's fascism and the same runny pool of ideological French bullshit that gave us Pol Pot.”

“Huh?”

“They're demons, Tim! Demons come straight from heck!”

Every episodes closing credits is shot over Tim burying his latest love interest.”

Now tell me what world they visited, who Tim's new love interest was, and how she died so he had to bury while the incredible Hulk tv theme plays. Best answer gets five hundred drama coins. No winner means no one gets anything.

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You'll have to come up with the ridiculous sci-fi names yourself, but here's the idea:

World: Rhodesia in the 1970s. It's literally just Rhodesia. Not even trying to hide it. :marseyoctopus2:

Love Interest: A Shona girl who desperately wants white people to remain in charge. Mostly because she craves white peepee. :marseypenis:

How She Died: She's killed by a white leftoid working for the Zimbabwe African National Union. He's loyal to them mostly because he craves black peepee. :marseybbc:

How the Episode Ends: Mugabe goes even further than in real life. Not only does he force all the crackers out of Zimbabwe, he uses some kind of sci-fi doodad to kill every cumskin in Africa. The white leftoids who were working for ZANU are shown dying in agony, blood dripping from every orifice. :marseytearsofblood:

!chuds love Rhodesia. They'd eat that shit up. :chudheartwarming:

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Tim dies as well but gets to heaven, where all the girls are waiting for him along with a fruit basket from Jesus with a note saying to “Have fun. You earned this.” As well as his grandmother and every pet he's ever lost. All in a swanky bachelor pad apartment the size of a hangar. He's just getting out of the shower preparing to experience the true pleasures of paradise when he's suddenly ripped back into his body, now bleeding profusely from every orifice, by a jury-rigged machine his grandfather made. “Thank God in Heaven. I thought I lost you there.” Tim immediately attempts to kill himself with a nearby rock to get back to heaven, succeeds, and finds himself in heck for committing suicide , before the machine brings him back to life for a second time.

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Next episode is titled “To the Devil a Daughter or you're the devil's son (in law). “ Turns out the cute devil girl he met in heck took a shine to him, and what daddy's daughter wants daddy's daughter gets. Aloha from Heck!

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Then she gets killed on their honeymoon saving him and goes to heaven. Now the devil is pissed at him and Tim is alone again naturally. That should be the closing theme song for this episode. Every episode ends with a different song whether it be a dead girlfriend song or something weird like Aloha from Heck.

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