Than I have got the contest for you!
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“We need more bland uninspired Rick and Morty ripoffs. Imagine a sane sober responsible grandfather figure talking his grandson on after-school adventures to other worlds. Except every one is an ideology American conservatives hate taken to it's logical extreme. A visit to an Arabian nights style fantasy world is cut short when terrorist-shaped holes in the world with machine guns began destroying everything because “only God can create. Man cannot”. Tim's love interest of the week dies in his arms as his grandfather frantically repairs his magic car.
“What the frick are those grandpa!”
“Watch your goddam language. “
Hits something in the car
“They're an unsubtle and obvious metaphor for the loss and neglect of traditional Islamic and Middle eastern art and literature at the hands of a Shia orthodoxy that has embraces a twisted heroic nihilism concept of martyrdom and Platonic philosopher kings and a Sunni ideology married to 1930's fascism and the same runny pool of ideological French bullshit that gave us Pol Pot.”
“Huh?”
“They're demons, Tim! Demons come straight from heck!”
Every episodes closing credits is shot over Tim burying his latest love interest.”
Now tell me what world they visited, who Tim's new love interest was, and how she died so he had to bury while the incredible Hulk tv theme plays. Best answer gets five hundred drama coins. No winner means no one gets anything.
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Write a short scifi script about tim solestro, a cynical, alcoholic teenager, going on an adventure with his naive, teetotaling grandfather Reginald Evelyn Darkstar IV. They are visiting an alien planet and trying to pick up the attractive, buxom alien women there. At the end of the story, tim's love interest tragically dies, through unclear circumstances that might be tied to one or both of their actions.
Title: Starbound Misadventures
INT. SPACECRAFT - DAY
TIM SOLESTRO, a disheveled, cynical teenager with a perpetually half-empty flask, slouches in the pilot's seat of a sleek starship. Next to him, REGINALD EVELYN DARKSTAR IV, an elderly man in impeccable attire, adjusts his monocle nervously.
TIM: (takes a swig) Are we there yet, Gramps? These interstellar jumps take forever.
REGINALD: Patience, Timothy. Exploring the cosmos requires time and caution.
The ship descends toward a vibrant alien planet, lush with exotic flora and shimmering lakes.
EXT. ALIEN PLANET - DAY
Tim and Reginald step onto the alien soil, greeted by curious ALIEN WOMEN with luminescent skin and delicate features.
TIM: (whispering to Reginald) Check out the curves on those aliens, Gramps. Maybe I can show them a few human tricks.
REGINALD: Timothy, remember our purpose here. We're ambassadors, not Casanovas.
Tim chuckles and wanders off, leaving Reginald to converse with the locals about interstellar diplomacy.
CUT TO: ALIEN MARKET - LATER
Tim confidently approaches an alluring ALIEN WOMAN, ZORIL, who beams with intrigue.
TIM: (smirking) Hey there, beautiful. What's a guy gotta do to impress you around here?
Zoril giggles and gestures for Tim to follow her into a secluded corner of the bustling market.
CUT TO: ALIEN FOREST - EVENING
Tim and Zoril share a private moment beneath the iridescent trees. Reginald stumbles upon them, aghast.
REGINALD: Timothy! This behavior is... utterly inappropriate!
TIM: (defensively) Relax, Gramps. We're just having fun.
Reginald sighs and retreats, troubled by Tim's reckless behavior.
CUT TO: ALIEN CAVE - NIGHT
Tim and Zoril explore a mysterious cave, their laughter echoing off the walls. Suddenly, a distant rumble shakes the ground.
TIM: (concerned) What was that?
Zoril clutches Tim's arm, fear in her eyes.
ZORIL: (whispering) We must leave, now!
They rush outside to find chaos unfolding: the alien village under attack by massive creatures.
CUT TO: ALIEN VILLAGE - LATER
Tim and Zoril join the defense effort, fighting alongside the villagers. Reginald coordinates with the locals, trying to fend off the relentless beasts.
In the midst of battle, a tragic accident occurs. Zoril is fatally injured, her luminescent skin dimming as she collapses into Tim's arms.
TIM: (frantic) No, Zoril! Please, don't leave me.
Reginald watches in horror, realizing their pursuit of pleasure led to unforeseen consequences.
REGINALD: (to himself) What have we done?
CUT TO: SPACECRAFT - DAY
Tim sits alone in the pilot's seat, staring blankly out into the cosmos. Reginald approaches slowly, a somber expression on his face.
REGINALD: Timothy, I'm sorry for what happened.
TIM: (quietly) It's all my fault, isn't it? I let her down.
Reginald places a reassuring hand on Tim's shoulder.
REGINALD: We all make mistakes, Timothy. It's what we learn from them that matters. TND.
They share a moment of silent reflection as the starship prepares for departure, leaving behind a planet forever changed by their brief encounter.
FADE OUT.
THE END.
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