Rather than bore you with details I have attached the tier list here in picture form.
I have removed all Justin Long movies that don't matter and we're left with all the Justin Long movies that do with a specific tier for each one.
L stands for loser. These movies portray Justin as worthless or in high school, usually awkward and obsessed. This includes dodgeball galaxy quest and jeepers creepers. Jeepers creepers was made by a p-do so if you intend to watch it please be aware he wears short shorts. Dosgeball is hands down the best movie Long has ever been in beside Galaxy quest, a movie where Ben stiller doesn't suck and makes fun of himself. Vince Vaughn can't run a gym to save his life but he became chud after this movie to make up for that failure.
Galaxy quest otherwise known as what if star trek was real and I hate star trek fans. That's all there is to say. Tim Allen(chud) again is a washed up tv actor (wow really life much?) Who gets suckered into shooting aliens. Justin Long is a conspiracy theorist who thinks it's real aka average Disney fan boy.
O stands for on his way to college. This includes idiocracy, Mac commercials, waiting and accepted. The Mac commercials were well known at the time competing with well known stars like dude you're getting a Dell and free credit report guy. He advocated buying a Mac for young college kids to set them up with crippling debt for a locked machine they can barely use. Much like recent times
Idiocracy is a movie where a guy not sure gets transported to the future where everyone is an idiot included doctor Justin long who quite chudly uses the f word for gay way too much.
Waiting is an actually fun movie that makes being a waiter seem almost fun instead it crams what would be a years worth of fun times working a restaurant into a single night. Justin Long goes to college at the end so he can buy a mac blissfully unaware it's 2006 and there are no jobs whatsoever when he graduates. Ryan Reynolds is also in this and upstages him constantly.
N is for not good movies. Zack and mini make a porno sucks. So does jeepers creepers. Accepted is actually kinda funny in hindsight because somehow Justin can't get into college so makes a fake college to go to (seriously this guy's entire career was some promotion for an Obama era education rehaul). He ends up with a bunch of students and scams them out of money before taking the bag and running shortly after the end of the movie blm style. It's an okay movie but I can't recommend it.
G is for good movies. This is short covering the previously entities. Drag me to heck is on here even though I don't think he's in high school or college and he fights the devil and loses. The last minute before credits is worth it same with the whole witch ceremony thing. Christ will protect you from all this satanic nonsense so we'll rate it good because Jesus
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Jeepers Creepers is one of the best horror movies of all time.
He was the best part of Barbarian, and if you haven't seen it you should watch it.
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I mighr check out barbarian. But i wont watch jeepers creepers again that thing was so gay. Also shout out to apocalypto whose main character looked like justin long
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