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!g*mers Real

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Bad ergonomic

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As a bussy enjoyer and gaymer...these are kind of fun as far as promos do.

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least fruity xbox g*mer

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Diapers?

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The joke is uh, you ever play with superhero toys as a kid and notice they all had really defined buttocks for some reason

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>Capeshit is mid

:#marseypikachu2:

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>BUT IT'S EDGY CAPESHIT WITH CURSING

:#soyjakfronttalking:

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I just like staring at Ryan Reynolds butt in tight pants :marseygossipretard:

Therefore this capeshit passes

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:#marseydoomer: i member when that was the coolest shit i ever seen

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The past decade of millenial writing has done more to make me exclude the word 'frick' from my vocabulary than any of my mom's scolding ever did.

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For real lol, every new R or TV-MA rated film or show has like 100 "fricks" and variations being uttered because millennial writers are incapable of writing some witty dialogue or clever comebacks for their characters, so instead they just curse every 10 seconds.

!kino

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You deserve to go to FRICKTANAMO BAY for this :soycry: :soycry:.

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Do they at least slash and stab people?

:#marseybeanpleading:

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Yes, yes they do :marseyagree:.

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Then I'll watch it :#rawr:

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You'll torrent it :marseysquint: you mean.

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@KoreanDramaKing is going too go see it with friends and we're gonna be ordering a ton of overpriced movie beers too watch it with.

black lives matter

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swiss cheese

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vanessa dumps dp for 'being too selfish.' hooks up with someone else. dp becomes a shitty car salesman who's sad the avengers turned him away. main villain has a universe destroying device to use as leverage against the tva (from loki tv series). dp hops universes looking for a wolverine, one of them is henry cavill. dp is super confused when he meets the human torch (chris evans). shenanigans in an alternate dimension against cassandra nova (queen of the void) and an army of alternate deadpools. main team is gambit, laura, blade (snipes) and elektra (garner). pyro gets the brad pitt treatment. some of them die to alioth.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/AwttwIryJLZodu6UyS/giphy.webp

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It was obv reddit nostalgia bait the movie. The trailers made it look ugly af and it seems to mostly take place in a generic colorless wasteland. Is it really too hard to get an ounce of color a modern movie?

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ounce of color a modern movie?

This is a chud dogehistle.

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And as soon as they add a woman of color they complain.

https://media.giphy.com/media/MSAv3RaiHNYgrSiNCk/giphy.webp

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Thoughts on Streaky?

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Best super pet and arguably the strongest member of the Superman Family along with Mon-EL

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It felt like every trailer was giving away all the good jokes.

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I feel it right below my shoulders. A specific physical reaction to a specific cringe. You're a MOVIE stop talking about the fact that you're a MOVIE in this stupid cringe fricking way. What's with all the "witty" dialogue. You're NOT Tarantino! Stop pretending! My shoulders start up. They're rounding. It's making me soy. This is completely involuntary. I need to get out of here. Oh frick but it's made me too soy to assert my will. Wait. I'm starting to enjoy it. Wow. I love this movie now. I don't know why I ever had a problem with these before. This is funny af. Wow! Gore and crude humor! In a Marvel movie. Thank you very much sir!

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TLDR: Deadpool date r*ped me :marseycry:

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>79%

Forgettable territory then (almost every film is the 70 something in RT is just meh or fun but forgettable).

What can one expect from a Nostalgia bait mixed with R-rated edginess.

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I barely remember the other two movies beside the joke about the super hero landing killing your knees and that one guy parachuting into a woodchipper :marseywoodchipper2:

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Deadpool movies are just a collection of !familyman style gags.

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hahaha, classic quality television programming right there

!slots123

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If a lighthearted action movie is in that territory then it's forgettable sloppa yeah. Dramas though, are an entirely different matter (Inherent Vice and The Prestige are in that territory).

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If it's a light hearted buddy action/comedy, that's really all I'd expect and I could enjoy it. I kind of like the dead pool movies unironically because they're just fun :soyjak:

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Those movies came out before RT was astroturfed to shit

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Good point. RT scores got really inflated post 2010.

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The Prestige

Interstellar too which is my favorite Nolan slop because I'm a space nerd :sciencejak:

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Ongod https://media.giphy.com/media/l2RnvLlzVY4Tq65qg/giphy.webp

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Gladiator, Braveheart, Signs and so many fun older flicks are in the 70s too. You compare them to current slop that routinely makes the 80s and 90s, RTs shill infestation would become apparent.

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A lot of the 95%+ is super sketchy as well.

I remember the time before Avengers Endgame when every single Marvelshit got a 90% RT rating lmao.

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Do they frick?

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So its either a boring capeshit for nerds or straggy critics dont like an edgy buddy cop movie.

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>Giving marvel the benefit of doubt in the current year of our lord.

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Considering this is the only Marvel movie released this year maybe they wont half butt it.

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:#marseysickos2:

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leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1eakf93/deadpool_wolverine_review_thread/:

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