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Trap: A simple spoilery review.

I'm glad Josh Hartnett is still getting work because he was the best thing about this shitshow.

Well Shamaladingdong's daughter can actually sing so thats a plus, and she's a solid 8/10 in the looks department. But she cant act worth a frick.

Also why didnt Josh Hartnett just frick Kid Cudi? Kid Cudi clearly wanted wyiboy peepee? Getting bleached would be a heck of a twist.

It certainly make this movie less boring.

Why did the Cops just let Josh Hartnett kill their buddy without shooting him? Bro was actively murdering their fellow officer and they just use tasers?

Also why let him walk up to a bicycle clearly taking off a spoke? Why let him say goodbye to his daughter? Frick, Pablo Escobar got less leniency than this.

Also why the Frick is the FBI letting a popstar in on their plan? Let alone the fricking snack guy?

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Why did they leave the concert while it was in progress? No way that girl would have strolled around while potentially missing any of the songs.

They didn't do nearly enough cat-and-mouse 'we've set a trap let's see how someone with both a great love for his daughter but no problems with harming everybody else gets out of it'. They just did a babushka doll of traps and didn't use any of them to much of an interesting degree. Certainly didn't help that daughter Shymalan isn't much of an actor.

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There's a good concept buried in there somewhere, kind of like that movie with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence.

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So according to you I am a coward because I post stuff on the peepee show subreddit when I dislike Peepee (absolutely nonsensical on every level already, why shouldn't I post, why posting be cowardly, why should any post on the internet require "courage"?). After you pathetically failed trying to zing me, I explained to you why I post in /r/freefolk and other subs and you still can't get two neurons to fire in your oversized skull in order to put two and two together and deduce a potential answer for your question (very stable genius).

So I'll be gracious now and tell you exactly why I posted on the sub, if you can point me to any of my posts there Sherlock. You brought it up, so you must have a specific post in mind.

Link me the post and I'll enlighten you! Tick tock.

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