One of the biggest video game IPs of all time and this is the best they can come up with.
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hardly. it's pretty par for the course as far as video game stuff goes. look what they did to my boy master cheeks in the halo "show"
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My favorite part was when John Halo took off his helmet, looked at the camera, and said "It's Haloin' time."
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Halo is a pretty cool guy
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eh shoot alien and dont afraid of anything?
just from memory
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it upsets me that your joke is almost not a joke considering they really were that bad in making the show
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And then he fricked that white lady who for some reason the entire Covenant bowed to
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Halo man IS a virgin (
) the show is NOT canon
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Dummy
you're just wrong. It was Mister 
Chief 
in the show, not Master 
Cheif.
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i miss telltale
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Kinda sad that they were the only Westoids to figure out theres an audience for multiple-choice visual novels but didn't put enough tits and butt so they ran out of money.
Fate keeps making a billion dollars a year with jiggling pngs and the laziest writing but have tits and butt so they cannot be stopped.
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No, their issue was buying too many huge ips and it back fired on them due to high costs and poor sales. They should've made original games at a fraction of the cost
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And why do you think they had poor sales
What crucial factor do you think they forgot
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whens the stay night remake
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its out already. No 18+ gem scenes tho like c*m fueled mana recharge
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2396980/Fatestay_night_REMASTERED/
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We'll always have CaptainSparklez
trans lives matter
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!zoomers REQUIRED LISTENING
CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTT
THE CREEPERS TRYING TO STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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I dont understand why you'd want to do a live action minecraft movie and not an animated one.
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Name actors, and good animation probably costs more than Jack Black and Jason Momoa in front of greenscreen for a couple of days. Some dumb suit didn't think a game like half of all millennials and zoomers in developed countries have played doesn't need these big name actors.
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Animation is cheaper than live action, no question
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In Minecraft Live Mojang said that live action hadn't been done before in comparison to animated projects made by players, yet discussed a downside of this in the same segment (They had to make most blocks not be a meter on each side because of actors needing to pick them up/walk on the terrain, meanwhile some blocks in the background (such as on the terrain from the trailer) are much larger than a human). Also making a trailer featuring live action characters in a Minecraft-like world makes it easy for the viewer to understand "We're trapped in a video game" without reading about the movie's plot.
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as if all video game movies arent jumanji copies already
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Myth. Most of those euro buttsluts have been training their asses for a decade or more.
Believe it or not, some of those buttgirls who can fit 6 apples up their butt have healthier buttholes than conventional porn stars. You can see this just by looking at their buttholes. A lot of hollywood porn stars only do anal when they need a paycheck. They never train for it. They never learn to relax and stretch. They just take some drugs before the shoot and get their butthole destroyed. Their buttholes look blown out, ripped, lots of healed and unhealed hemmorhoids, etc. Compare that to some XXL insertion buttsluts. They usually have immaculate buttholes. Because they've been using proper quality lube, proper quality toys, and stretching their butt for years and years.
Go look up Siswet19 sometime. Tiny blonde Euro girl. Flawless butthole. Can fit absolutely gargantuan things in her butt.
Is a complete myth. Anal stretching done right is basically just yoga.
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Perhaps the least sentient snappy
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Resident Evil? Ok. Silent Hill? Yeah that can work. Castlevania? Can lend itself to a story if done well. But...hear me out now guys...what the world NEEDS is a movie about AUTISM BLOCKS!
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It will be so bad it's good (but not as good as Spy Kids 3D, the GOAT)
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A horrible idea executed horribly.
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you can see more of the set here
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Let's make a movie about a game that peaked like 20 years ago
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