Trailer for Nosferatu :marseydracula:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nulvWqYUM8k

!kino also, can someone ping the vampires

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278082662970538.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278082668518343.webp

!foidmoment

Jonathan Harker is such a cuck, he can't compete against Big Vampire Peepee. :marseydracula2:

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Watch Herzog's Nosferatu :marseyagree:.

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I want Herzog to read the "American culture is centered around BIPOCs" pasta

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I think we can get AI to read this in his voice

American culture is centered around BIPOCs. They have holidays for BIPOCs. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free BIPOCs. They listen to BIPOC music. They elect a BIPOC as their president. They dress and act like BIPOCs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from BIPOCs. They post sassy gifs about BIPOCs. They watch sportsball in worship of BIPOCs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of BIPOCs playing sports. They use BIPOC slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the BIPOC. Their cities are completely overrun with BIPOCs. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with BIPOCs and their global police force of soldiers filled with BIPOCs. Their men sit around watching BIPOC ball while their women sit around watching BIPOC talk shows. They worship BIPOCs like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before BIPOCs took over. Their movies are filled with BIPOCs and their music charts are topped by BIPOCs. They send BIPOCs to the Olympics and celebrate when the BIPOCs win because those BIPOCs are true red blooded american BIPOCs. They watch BIPOC porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about BIPOC peepeees instead. They will tell you how much they hate BIPOCs and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love BIPOCs but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of BIPOC loving BIPOCs

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Eggers and the Safdies are the only young kino 100% kino directors left. And the old ones are dying or making Megaslopilis :#marseyweeping:

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https://media.tenor.com/ZMzIkUXLpksAAAAx/uncut-gems-cum.webp

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I will watch literally anything Robert Eggers makes.

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I want him to adapt Moby Peepee.

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WHITE

WHALE

:marseyletsf#uckinggo2:

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Too bad he couldn't get Anya to star on this.

Dulce de leche >>>>> Lily Rose Depp

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That foid looks like moid

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wow more horror/thriller slop

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>Trailer for Nosferatu

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>It's a gay 21st century remake

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Oh wait apparently Eggers is making it

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Want to see something really scary?

Just look into a mirror!

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Want to see something really scary?

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/eHg9scdavvsAAAAC/giga-chad-mirror.gif !chads !followers

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Herzogs was already peak

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:#marseyghostangry:

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