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Currently rewatching Empire Strikes Back & can't stop reimagining every scene as though it was written by current year Disney

Trigger Warning: starshit

Lol, just watch & imagine. Lol

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Han goes to cut open the Taunton...

"Wait Han," Luke weakly cries, "I'm vegan."

Han Solo looks directly at the camera perplexed. "Now what am I supposed to do?"

The next scene Han, Luke, and the Taunton are sharing a sleeping bag and arguing over each other on who keep touching each other's butts.

:#marseysalad:

The snow speeders take off from the rebel base to run cover for the escaping soldiers.

Guerilla Radio played by an all female Rage Against the machine cover band starts.

:#marseyavril3:

Luke fighting Darth Vadar in the carbonation chamber, easily beating his father into submission.

"This is too easy! I should give myself a handicap." Luke boasts.

Darth Vadar clumsily falls into a large machine that spins around and chops offs Luke's hand.

"I didn't mean like that!"

:#marseybigthumbsup:

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Luke gets nabbed by the Wampa, and Han (played by Chris Helmsworth) says, "Well...that didn't go well."

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