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This shit sucks lol :marseyfremengenocide:

>based on Brianshit, so all the visions of glowing eyes in the dark is obviously references the machines coming back

>that guy from Vikings and Raised By Wolves is playing the same character again

>it's 10,000 years before Paul Atreides but everything looks like the Villeneuve movies except cheaper

>Bene Gesserit training looks like Jedi training from the prequels

>also Bene Gesserit more like Bene Diversity amirite

>luckiest 9-year-old eve- lol nevermind

>they still have cocaine in space I guess

>semuta is just vaping while listening to techno

>the word "acolyte" is spoken a couple of times and the composer missed the opportunity to sneak in some of the wailing foid noises from the movies as a :quote: tribute :quote: to the power of manyyyy

This doesn't feel like Dune, it feels like generic SyFy slop, "Game of Thrones was popular let's do a Game of Thrones", Bridgerton in space, CW drama with occasional spaceships. Meh.

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I've read the first few books

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The first 2 books are basically one book, I thought I was missing something with the second book being so short.


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You're like people that only read The Hobbit and then say the rest of the series is trash.

B-word shut up.

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It goes downhill after book 2 anyway

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Imo it actually starts ramping up in Emperor of Dune.

Chapterhouse is def my favorite.

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>ywn see Honored Matre dommy mommies on the big screen

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They'll never show Imprinters imprinting men on the big screen either.

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What's that? :marseyreading:

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Not here to educate you sweaty.

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Chapterhouse is def my favorite.

Band?

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Dune 1&2 are like the entire franchise tho

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They're literally the worst out of the original series.

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The difference is that Tolkien is actually a good writer though


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Good enough to put you to sleep 1/4 through Return of the King.

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HE WRITES ORGASMIC ENGLISH


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Wdym? :marseyconfused:

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@EvilUbie why would you say that? :marseysad:

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