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This shit sucks lol :marseyfremengenocide:

>based on Brianshit, so all the visions of glowing eyes in the dark is obviously references the machines coming back

>that guy from Vikings and Raised By Wolves is playing the same character again

>it's 10,000 years before Paul Atreides but everything looks like the Villeneuve movies except cheaper

>Bene Gesserit training looks like Jedi training from the prequels

>also Bene Gesserit more like Bene Diversity amirite

>luckiest 9-year-old eve- lol nevermind

>they still have cocaine in space I guess

>semuta is just vaping while listening to techno

>the word "acolyte" is spoken a couple of times and the composer missed the opportunity to sneak in some of the wailing foid noises from the movies as a :quote: tribute :quote: to the power of manyyyy

This doesn't feel like Dune, it feels like generic SyFy slop, "Game of Thrones was popular let's do a Game of Thrones", Bridgerton in space, CW drama with occasional spaceships. Meh.

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I've only read Dune not the other books but I assumed the Bene Gesserit were supposed to be attractive since their whole purpose is to run around, frick men from powerful families and control them from the shadows...

these girls are all 5s

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They're all like 15, sorry they didn't give you boners

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they're actresses (this is a show, not real life btw) so they're all probably around 25-30 years old playing teenagers. and i'm a heterosexual woman

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Just say the hefty black girl in the middle isn't hot enough. Everyone else is more than passable as a ninja witch nun. All the "model actresses" that are working today are too pumped and carved to be believable either.

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Counterpoint: Lea Seydoux

https://media.tenor.com/aDnC4JCdgxUAAAAx/ponste46.webp

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She was already in Dune 2 r-slur

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Yes, that was the point, that she's not too pumped and carved to be believable.

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I agree but she was already cast so why bring her up when I'm talking about the lack of options for the TV SHOW. god you people are r-slurred.

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Not my fault you're so angry.

:#marseyshrug: :#marseyletsgo:

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Yeah, they're supposed to be beautiful temptresses who eventually age into bitter, spiteful hags. As in, that's literally the Bene Gesserit philosophy on how to train members of the order.

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This isn't the Bene Gesserit yet tho. This is more Witches vs Patriarchy before they get some real discipline.

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Most scrotes would still :marseywould: though? :marseyconfused:

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That skinny one with the weird ears is kinda alright. What is she, swamp German phenotype?

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