Dude has been on roids longer than most people have been alive, his prostate is probably the size of a watermelon.

I like that there's a specific brand of water bottle that the People's Champion uses for his piss jugs. It's the sort of fine detail that enriches the story.

Only the finest for the Rock's rock.

Bam bam ba ba ba bamm bamm

Probably my favorite Arnie movie.

What's yours?

Sergio Leone's last film, an epic tale of two kids who grow up together and get into crime and their relationship over the rest of their lives. You have to watch the entire 4 hours to really appreciate his artistic vision.

Why is it 4 hours long? Well it sure is not because there's 4 hours worth of stuff happening. It's because Leone makes every scene about 5 times too long. Eurotrash in the 20th Century believed this was really artsy, but actually it just means you suck butt. In theater or any kind of performing art there is a constant drive to do everything as fast as possible because otherwise you're wasting the audience's time. Somehow eurotrash movies were praised for doing the exact opposite.

In the those few rare times where something important actually happens, it's probably r*pe. Leone shows us that this is unpleasant but nothing that really sticks in your memory long-term. Like when you've got to do a really disgusting dishwashing load or you've got the flu. It sucks, but once it's over it's over and you never have to think about it again. If anything, that shared bonding experience makes it more likely that the two of you fall in love.

To put on my serious hat here: Somewhere around 1/3 of the interactions between males and females in this movie involves some kind of sexual assault. Now I'm no cassanova, but when I'm putting my rizz on I do stuff like talking and kissing. This guy 100% definitely r*ped at least once and was getting off on shooting those scenes.

The story moves along at a glacial pace. I had a lot of trouble engaging with these characters because they so rarely do anything that I lose focus on them. The only really memorable thing I can say about them is they're buttholes and one is a male feminist. Actually the other one probably is too, since in Sergio Leone's world r*pe is a normal part of any romantic relationship, the way you say hello and first get her attention.

I gotta remember this one to use as a filter. Anyone who claims to like this is either lying and trying to look artsy or they're telling the truth and they're a male feminist.

Jennifer Lopez & Anthony Ramos’ ‘BOB THE BUILDER’ movie is moving forward at Amazon MGM Studios

The film follows Bob (named Roberto in this film) who travels to Puerto Rico for a major construction job & digs deeper into what it means to build.

(Source: Deadline) pic.twitter.com/IkiTgt12eM

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 4, 2024

Finally, some latinx represenation in construction.

!kino What's everyone up to this week? @Aevann please pin

I'm watching wingcucks

Watched an episode of a kraut mystery show. It wasn't great but it was better than what they make in Hollywood and way better than anything from England. People's motives and actions actually were like real human beings. There wasn't constant class tension permeating every scene. There was no secret orphan from a previous a generation who came back to get revenge on their rich family.

I find people actually acting like humans a lot more interesting than angloids playing out their same dumb fantasies once again.

!hibernians

Another Irish VtM sesh

Is the Garbage Pail movie the best metaphor for transgenderism?

Seriously, what a crazy movie.

I wish the producers didn't develop another sequel for squid game since the entire show already gets its point across about both sides being le evil ou quelque chose, just like the film Parasite by Bong Joon-Ho. but I guess that when you are the most popular show in the quarantine by far you are bound to have your IP milked until the last drop of money can be squeezed. Thoughts on the show?

this actually might be good, im kinda stoked

What do people think? Generic slop? Well-crafted gorefest? I've seen the first one and am half way through the second.

@KatserKitty1987 (RIP) said in an old thread:

The first one was overly long and exceedingly tiring. The sets were all lit like a play and the gore is a level or extreme to where it wraps around to not being distributing. It's a shame as the killer is actually pretty cool and interesting it's just that nothing else is.

I think the clown is cool, I like his mischievous smile. The women he kills are always pretty 1D and I'm sad when I see their boobs because I want to see them but not covered in blood while they're screaming.

Everyone talks about how CGI was "so much better back then" while mainly using only one example.

No, CGI wasn't better back then. Davy Jones was just exceptionally good. You just don't remember all the crap that got released back then too. https://t.co/ZWXoQJRUGz

— Matthew Donald (@MatthewDonald64) October 30, 2024

MODOK is actually very technically impressive, like the skin textures and metal arms and everything. It's the design itself people found iffy. Watch Corrider Crew's video on it.

— Matthew Donald (@MatthewDonald64) October 31, 2024

Actually, Marvel movies are peak CGI you pleb

And of course he starts grifting as soon as he gets a shred of attention

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>have dinosaurs and lasers and steampunk alt histories and such

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